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Happy Halloween!! xx

zeynepq — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:43:26 +0000

Thank you (((Nikki))) for this gift xx

Dumb Mirror!

zeynepq — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:13:30 +0100

2 dumb guys came across a mirror 1 day. Guy 1 looked in da mirror and said "I know that face but i cant quite put a name on it" Guy 2 grabbed da mirror and said "U idiot thats me!"

Good morning!! xx

zeynepq — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:35:37 +0100

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXN4HFO8PjE

Thanks to Malcolm for this link.

Have a good day all!

Love letter...

zeynepq — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:50:39 +0100

Sweetheart, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realised that you are the only site I was browsing for.

For long time, I've been lonely, this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just uncompiled program without you which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /* which I never experienced before */.

With this letter, I just want to convey you that, if we are linked together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for human being to live a error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.

I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

Today'z picture!

zeynepq — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:53:30 +0100

VALUE

zeynepq — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:24:58 +0100

To realize The value of a sister
Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize The value of ten years:
Ask a newly Divorced couple.

To realize The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize The value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby.

To realize The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize The value of one minute:
Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize The value of one-second:
Ask a person Who has survived an accident.

To realize The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.

You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend: Lose one.

Good morning!! xx

zeynepq — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:36:45 +0100

"My champion
My friend
Loyal one
Mighty one
Love of my life

A star shall shine on the hour of our meeting
It has been too long
My heart sings to see thee

May the leaves of your life tree never turn brown
May thy paths be green and the breeze on thy back
May your ways be green and golden
My heart shall weep until it sees thee again

Rest well
Sleep well
Sweet water and light laughter till next we meet
Until then"

Poet Unknown

Good night!! xx

zeynepq — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:20:37 +0100

Only for HOT people -- (Open with Care)

zeynepq — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:53:21 +0100

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Today'z picture!

zeynepq — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:16:44 +0100

TOP 10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

zeynepq — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:54:56 +0100

01. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
02. Yelling at me for barking .. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!
03. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
04. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!
05. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
06. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
07. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
08. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
09. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

What if?

zeynepq — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:50:22 +0100

12 Stages of love

zeynepq — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:14:02 +0100

JANUARY - ROSE
FEBRUARY - PROPOSE
MARCH - GIFT
APRIL - LIFT
MAY - CHATTING
JUNE - DATING
JULY - MISS YOU
AUGUST - KISS YOU
SEPTEMBER - ANGER
OCTOBER - DANGER
NOVEMBER - LEFT
DECEMBER - NEXT

Three Wishes

zeynepq — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:05:57 +0100

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so Ill give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! Shes gone.

In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an Endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! Hes gone.

"OK, youre up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Good morning!! xx

zeynepq — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:41:13 +0100