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DO What YOU Do ...

zeus — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:06:45 +0000

True or False????

zeus — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:48:15 +0000

Florence Nightingale "The Lady with the Lamp" created the idea & used them to back-up her arguements, the concept of "Pie-Charts"

well they work for me :)

spooky weekend

zeus — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:35:55 +0000

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JK716RqoUms

Designed a new avatar, Y/N answers please

zeus — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:33:25 +0100

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EZfLGMtsKTc

Any Hippies Ot There??? Heellloooo .......

zeus — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:39:32 +0100

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YB0UZN83N-w

or better still

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EZfLGMtsKTc

Dodgey Labelling

zeus — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:53:03 +0100

Always Remember That ....

zeus — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:53:41 +0100

Whisper it ...............

zeus — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:35:58 +0100

all of you who said "Oasis were past it" Friday proved you are wrong, by miles & miles.

With no Manchester appearances on the current schedule - they must be saving something up - plenty of punters had passed over the Pennines to be here and the pre-gig atmosphere was more football derby than rock show.
After all, it isn't often that the hardcore have the chance to worship at the altar of the boys from Burnage.
Of course there's interest in the new stuff - Liam's I'm Outta Time sounds like a real favourite already, The Shock Of The Lightning packs a kick, and there are a few quirky choices to please the faithful (like The Masterplan, a long standing Noel favourite).
But we all know the stuff we really want to hear.

The eternal opening rush of Rock And Roll Star, Cigarettes And Alcohol, Morning Glory, Supersonic, Champagne Supernova and a chance to sing ourselves silly on Wonderwall and Don't Look Back In Anger - these are the songs that made the Oasis legend, and long may it reign, Cheers fellas.

whoooops think the vid upset our friends@photobucket

Friday - 10/10/08

zeus — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:52:01 +0100

so for obvious reason, this is posted now .........

Those about to Rock salute YOU

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yMazI2ROJXM

So Rewarding

zeus — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:51:50 +0100

Changes

zeus — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:43:58 +0100

OK the Absolue changes are here, my PC is not working with it, or something else is wrong. I'm gonna sign out will someone please email when the site is working again, Thanks night all

Early night, loads of EUFA soccer to view

zeus — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:51:34 +0100

..... so if I missed dropping by :) sorry but will catch up soon .......... leave you this little gift .......

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-r3Bs_KkP94

1st Mass.....

zeus — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:37:33 +0100

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"

12. The Virgin Mary is not "Mary with the Cherry,"

13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.

14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

The Horse Race

zeus — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:51:46 +0100

Stall 1. Passionate Lady
Stall 2. Bare Belly
Stall 3. Silk Panties
Stall 4. Conscience
Stall 5. Jockey Shorts
Stall 6. Clean Sheets
Stall 7. Thighs
Stall 8. Big Dick
Stall 9. Heavy Bosom
Stall 10. Merry Cherry

UNDER STARTERS ORDERS ... AND THEY'RE OFF!!!

Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and
Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and
Big Dick is pushing in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE FINAL FURLONG:

Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
Bare Belly is making a final push.
Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH:

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
Bare Belly shows...
Thighs weakens...
Heavy Bosom pulls up..
and Clean Sheets never had a chance.

September 1

zeus — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:22:26 +0100

Tonight

ellie_elaine, mommyerin, angelofnoth, Mags#### in fact all of you

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QanHnPiUWkU