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Nasty counter claims.....The truth

wonderboy — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:12:00 +0000

Some of you have pleaded with me to release wodger...i mean nasty, the problem is he broke laws against music, he claims that the alexandra burke single is his kids for listening to in the Saab, but from my investigations i have been informed that the kids are banned from the Saab and must travel in the puegeot, there is no evidence of alexandra burkes single in this car. (but there is dodgy cd's eg steps, could they not have more modern crimes against music ?) and for his counter claims about what i have in my collection, come on that was all on hits to drive to, i bought it so i could drive through the alps (it didnt help) , my ringtone is spanish flea BTW. and ache breaky heart was only so i could fit in with nastymans possie while investigating his crimes against music........it worked. and yes if my girl finds me an inspiration then its up to her to never forget this and what a way......use it as the ringtone for my calls. and im not going to go into why rickey martin's "she Bangs" is in my collection, all ill say is it goes under the subsection "Business time" !!!!!! the rest where on that driving cd for my alps trip many moons back.

Anyway in answer to your requests to release the nasty one.............NO WAY

Free nasty ???????????????????????

wonderboy — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:34:00 +0000

sorry nastyman cannot be freeed, crimes against music cannot go unpunished, and what better way to punish someone than to make them watch cornation street and other crap programs, he has been banned from top gear viewing for 6 months,

it came to my attention that nastyman bought a copy of alex burkes single just before crimbo and he plays it in his Saab on his way to and from work. also he rejected the "flight of the conchords" album he was offered as an alternitive to alexs single. now he must pay.

for those of you who dont know who alex burke is, don't ask me ask nasty he has her single.............

S'up

wonderboy — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:52:00 +0000

Yo people, how you been doin? its been quite a while since i called round here. so tought id pop be tonight n say hi....... so HI

FOOD

wonderboy — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:29:00 +0100

hi fellow vip's yes i know it has been a while since most of you have seen or heard from WB, well im back in china (not gona mention the airline trouble i had getting here) and right now im hungry, so im wondering what should i have to eat, my choices are

1. live seafood noodles

2. donkey with hot garlic cream sause

3. monkey balls in rich dumpling pastry.

4. dog !!!!!!

help me out here.

Back to my old jokes.

wonderboy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:50:00 +0100

Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening". So Superman did his Super Thing in a split-second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: "Did you hear something? " No" said the InvisibleMan, "but my ass hurts like hell!!"

Happy Birthday To Me

wonderboy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:42:00 +0100

Happy birthday to me , happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Wonderboy/man , happy birthday to me.

yes folks as you probly guessed its my birthday and ill cry if i want to, cry if i want to, cry if i want to, you would cry too if your next one's 32.

So im expexting a "mid-life crisis" any year now. the thing is i dont know what that is. so if anyone can help me either identify a mid life crisis or even give me one it would be cool.

and what would be the coolist pressie to get ? Apart from a kissogram from natasha yi.

Be well all

Did you vote FOLEY ??????

wonderboy — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:35:00 +0000

come on vote foley........ill be your friend.

Vote Foley NOW !!!!!!!!

Hey vip's got a favour to ask ya all. Very soon the Meteor Ireland Music Awards will be held, and i got a favour to ask ya all. well in the national Dj catgeorie there is one guy who really deserves an award for making nastyman's and my lunchtime.... well fun (nothing dirty ment by that) him and his team of JP and Adelle are just a good bunch of fecker's. in my opinion he is the best Dj to come out of ireland since Dusty rodes (atlantic 252 if ya remember) and being better than dusty a'int hard, but the point is do some justice for my friend Ray foley ( ray if you read this im not your stalker i think JP is) They work for Dublin based radio station Today fm which broadcasts to the whole nation (weeeheeyy) between 12pm and 2:30pm GMT monday to friday http://www.todayfm.com/sectional.asp?id=11587 . (if i had my way ray you would be working sat and sun too ya pup) so please follow the link below and vote RAY FOLEY (not Darcy he is too old and getting boreing ). come on taz that means you. jobone you too. brit pop fan get voting. ped i know you will vote. helen you gotta vote too. come on all of ya lets do the world justice and get this guy the recognition he deserves. get voting. http://meteormusicawards.meteor.ie/Categories.aspx?id=1

try again. but for a mob number just start with 083, 085, 086 ,087, 089, and then make up 7 numbers, like a lucky dip ....

NOW DO IT

re: my earlier blog.

wonderboy — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:45:00 +0000

Vote Foley NOW !!!!!!!!

try again. but for a mob number just start with 083, 085, 086 ,087, 089, and then make up 7 numbers, like a lucky dip ....

NOW DO IT

Vote Foley NOW !!!!!!!!

wonderboy — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 20:38:00 +0000

Hey vip's got a favour to ask ya all. Very soon the Meteor Ireland Music Awards will be held, and i got a favour to ask ya all. well in the national Dj catgeorie there is one guy who really deserves an award for making nastyman's and my lunchtime.... well fun (nothing dirty ment by that) him and his team of JP and Adelle are just a good bunch of fecker's. in my opinion he is the best Dj to come out of ireland since Dusty rodes (atlantic 252 if ya remember) and being better than dusty a'int hard, but the point is do some justice for my friend Ray foley ( ray if you read this im not your stalker i think JP is) They work for Dublin based radio station Today fm which broadcasts to the whole nation (weeeheeyy) between 12pm and 2:30pm GMT monday to friday http://www.todayfm.com/sectional.asp?id=11587 . (if i had my way ray you would be working sat and sun too ya pup) so please follow the link below and vote RAY FOLEY (not Darcy he is too old and getting boreing ). come on taz that means you. jobone you too. brit pop fan get voting. ped i know you will vote. helen you gotta vote too. come on all of ya lets do the world justice and get this guy the recognition he deserves. get voting. http://meteormusicawards.meteor.ie/Categories.aspx?id=1

try again. but for a mob number just start with 083, 085, 086 ,087, 089, and then make up 7 numbers, like a lucky dip ....

lego men.

wonderboy — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:09:00 +0000

seriously wtf people. whats up with all the lego avatars? is that the new thing now is it? which VIP started it? we used to be all individual now look at us !!!!! naah only kidding those lego guys are alright . : ) have a great weekend.

NASTYMAN SUX

IM SCREWED

wonderboy — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:40:00 +0000

Just realised. this apartment dont got no chimney. how the feck will the big man deliver me that PS3 ? i think its too late for panic stations. oh well. !!!!!!!

Happy crimbo fans.

In response to ped's question

wonderboy — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:56:00 +0000

well i have to give you a political answer hun, i could not find on youtube the first song that was bought (by me) for me. (i was an ugly child) (not anymore) this is just one of my fave songs, and its a festive song too. for all you U2 fans , you will love this. ........................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0KU7O4gBhQ

A lesson for the ladies

wonderboy — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:03:00 +0000

Espicially you wonderbabe. you could learn alot from this. espicially about the off side rule. and when i am hunting in the kitchen its not me being "childish" its for a reason.........DAMMIT............... lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9jJyhu0qOw

Its business time

wonderboy — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:51:00 +0000

Just had to share a little video wit you all. its a typical wednesday night in the WONDER household. and im feeling lucky and i got my Business socks on, that means IT'S BUSINESS TIME....... AAAAaaaawwwwweeeee YEAH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHOSEcmZvG8

if it didnt work sorry , try this new link

lol

ooh

NAME & SHAME

wonderboy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:58:00 +0000

Ok ok ok. iv not being paying much attention lately but it has been brought to my attention that there may be some , well ill call a spanner a spanner or a spade a spade, the only way to say it is say it, two faced people interacting on this site, well im not one to stay away from contraversy but iv gotta get something off my chest.some of us seem to have a vip we dont like well im gona name the one im not so sure about...... NASTYMAN well he is Nasty , its in his name....oh and WONDERBABE come on hun get an origional name. for flip sake........sorry sorry sorry sorry hun i dont mean that forgive me.

lmao

p.s for those of you cyber arguing............ come on.. get a life.