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Hello you bunch of bloggers

wightsurfer — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:26:27 +0100

What's been happening since I went away, apart from the fact I can't find my way round the new look interact site?

Good bye You bunch of bloggers

wightsurfer — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:09:14 +0100

Just a quick note to say I'm off for a while and won't be able to contribute to the wonder that is VIP Interact. (And no I'm not going to prison)

Thanks to all my friends, new and old, for all your shouts and stuff over the past few months and I'll hopefully speak to you all in a couple of months time.

Keep on Blogging and remember....

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice!!!!

Hello you cheeky bloggers

wightsurfer — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:53:23 +0100

OK, I've been away for a while. What have I missed?

Hello you bunch of bloggers

wightsurfer — Wed, 23 May 2007 08:03:11 +0100

I just thought I'd apologise for not being about much lately, but I've got some stuff I need to get done, that should have been done months ago. Didn't mean to ignore you lot and normal service should resume shortly.

Meanwhile, it's another lovely day here in Somerset, just a pity that I'm stuck in a bloody office!

Hope you all have a good day!

My Apologies

wightsurfer — Sun, 20 May 2007 18:55:39 +0100

Just a quick sorry to the friends I have neglected over the past 48 hours. But I have a really good excuse.....

You see it was the FA Cup Final yesterday, which just happens to coincide with the Anniversary of the "Day I most like to spend in the pub" namely FA Cup Day when Chelsea are playing but I couldn't get a ticket to Wembley. So instead of being here with you guys, I was getting absolutely mullered in the pub while watching Didier jink one past Van Der Whatshisface.

For that I apologise. (for not being here not watching the Drog's Goal)

Edible Song Title Game

wightsurfer — Fri, 18 May 2007 12:55:28 +0100

OK Who wants a Game. How's about name songs with either food or drink in the title. For example:

Red Red Wine - UB40

Banana Republic - Boomtown Rats

OK your turns

Who says men don't listen

wightsurfer — Thu, 17 May 2007 14:32:31 +0100

Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding

anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him,

"tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes

from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife

woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure

enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the

driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took

the box into the house.

She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors...

Colourful Song Game

wightsurfer — Thu, 17 May 2007 13:25:48 +0100

I know it's been done before but it's been a while, and let's face it, playing a game is more fun than working. So songs with a colour in the title.

I'll start - 99 RED Balloons by Nena

Brian Murphy - "Bloggers are geeks"

wightsurfer — Thu, 17 May 2007 10:39:11 +0100

Did anyone else hear Brian on the Christian O'Connell show this morning making accusations of Bloggers (that's us) all being geeks? Your views on this please..

Nintendo Wii Warning

wightsurfer — Thu, 17 May 2007 06:57:47 +0100

Morning you bunch of bloggers, I just thought I'd share this with you so none of you fall into the trap.

As some of you are a ware, I'm having major probs with my computer at home at the mo and can't seem to fix it. And as I can't talk to you fine people I have to find something else to do.

So I bought the kids (yes it was for them honest) a Nintendo Wii and last night after taking my wife out for a really nice meal on our wedding anniversary, I thought I'd have a really quick game before going to bed.

HALF PAST BLOODY TWO!

I started playing on it at about 10 - 1030 and got to bed at 2.30 this morning. I've never had so much fun killing rabbits with sink plungers before in my life. (OK if I'm honest, I've actually killed rabbits with sink plungers before but you know what I mean), But, never the less, my warning to you lot is, don't have one of these things in your house, cos you WILL lose sleep. Rant over.

Woo hoo the sun has come out.

wightsurfer — Tue, 15 May 2007 15:53:29 +0100

Been sat here all day looking at the rain lashing against my window thinking about the long walk to the car park on my way home and half hour before I am due to go home, the sun has come out and the rain clouds have disappeared. So in my now good mood, I'm gonna give some Kudos away. Just nominate someone to receive some and I will go to their profile and let them have it, so to speak. Usual nomination rules apply....

Men vs Women - An oldie but still a goodie

wightsurfer — Tue, 15 May 2007 09:22:36 +0100

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

I apologise to all Liverpudlians for this joke...

wightsurfer — Mon, 14 May 2007 14:37:24 +0100

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.

Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.

After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer, let's go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun."

So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.

Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".

Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll haveto...... "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun".

Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink. Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer Willie in the other does it really stimulate yer that much?"

Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla but the last time I shlept with a scouser, she stole ma wallet.

Good Afternoon

wightsurfer — Mon, 14 May 2007 13:27:19 +0100

Hello you bunch of bloggers. Hope you're having a good day and not as busy at work as I am. But at least the sun has come out!!!!!!!

Lost!

wightsurfer — Fri, 11 May 2007 08:27:09 +0100

I've just watched next Sunday's episode of Lost and to all you Lost fans out there, it's a really good one! If anyone's gonna miss it and want to know what happens let me know and I'll PM you.