en-gbhttp://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss thescorpion's blog posts on the Absolute Radio website http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/112503/old_couple_driving_home___joke_.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:31:00 +0100 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/112503/old_couple_driving_home___joke_.html?pid=671995 couple driving home and run over a badger they get out and find it is still breathing but freezing cold , put it between your legs to warm it up , she says but its all wet and it stinks  he says well hold its nose then  http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/83306/songs_that_get_to_you.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:51:00 +0100 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/83306/songs_that_get_to_you.html?pid=671995 there have been 3 songs in my life that really got to me they are bonnie tyler total eclipse sinead o connor nothing compares to u and now duffy and warwick avenue what are youre 3 songs http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/78636/a_blonde_joke___sorry_all_you_blondes_.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Fri, 23 May 2008 19:44:00 +0100 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/78636/a_blonde_joke___sorry_all_you_blondes_.html?pid=671995 a blonde calls her boyfriend and says come over i have a really difficult  jigsaw puzzle and i need help ,boyfriend asks whats it supposed to be when done she replies a rooster , he goes over and looks at all the pieces on the table gives a big sigh , then says first lets have a cup of tea and then he says with an even bigger  big sigh        lets put all the cornflakes back in the box . http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/78632/any_ideas_for_a_day_out.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Fri, 23 May 2008 19:24:00 +0100 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/78632/any_ideas_for_a_day_out.html?pid=671995 want to go out sat dont know where any ideas not southend [ai show ] or south coast too busy live in essex would consider anything within 120 miles been to clacton and felixstowe recently also a zoo but i need to get out  , working rest of weekend how lucky am i hahaha http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/78366/apologies_but_footie_calls.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Wed, 21 May 2008 20:15:00 +0100 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/78366/apologies_but_footie_calls.html?pid=671995 i know i have just come back to you all but i am now saying goodbye tonight like most people i am off to watch the footie although i do not support either team my daughter follows chelsea so come on you blues revenge will be sweet for missing out on the league http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/78362/hi_again_everyone.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Wed, 21 May 2008 20:00:00 +0100 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/78362/hi_again_everyone.html?pid=671995 just like to say sorry to everyone who has tried to contact me been away about 3 months back now http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/60748/christmas_a_distant_memory.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:49:00 +0000 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/60748/christmas_a_distant_memory.html?pid=671995 missing christmas already even though i ate too much and drunk too much and maxed out every card i own but anyway back to work friday and guess what my first job is PUTTING OUT FxxKING EASTER EGGS but the really sad part is people will actually buy them http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/60595/christmas_shopping.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:42:00 +0000 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/60595/christmas_shopping.html?pid=671995 please please please can someone tell me why it seems that every one is feeding the 5 thousand this year going by how much people are bying i work in a supermarket and the amount people is bying is almost criminal we are only shut 2days you know how much food can you people eat ??????????  http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/59481/christmas_hangman.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:20:00 +0000 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/59481/christmas_hangman.html?pid=671995 sorry cant take my turn better offer on table just getting in bath with wife then who knows talk later bye for now its been fun http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/56883/even_grannies_show_there_love__.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:58:00 +0000 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/56883/even_grannies_show_there_love__.html?pid=671995 granny and grandad sitting at the breakfast table when granny says do you know my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago , grandad says of course they are ones in youre porridge the other one is in youre coffee http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/50218/whats_wrong_with_us_brits.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:53:00 +0100 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/50218/whats_wrong_with_us_brits.html?pid=671995 what is our problem we always get so far in any competition and blow it at the end  maybe except the footie where we just blow it rugby we lost out now lewis made a pigs ear of the last race and lost the championship what do we have to look forward to now maybe spurs getting relegated although it is a bit early in the season to predict . what can we do to maintain our winning streaks to the end of a competition not just to nearly the end  think i might have to drown my sorrows AGAIN bit of a habit this week http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/39968/who_does_what__and_when.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Sun, 02 Sep 2007 21:30:00 +0100 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/39968/who_does_what__and_when.html?pid=671995 a man and wife were arguing about who makes the morning coffee she says he should as he gets up first and it would be ready sooner the man replies no you should its youre job to make coffee i can wait a little longer she replies its in the bible it says men make the coffee , he challenges her  where does it say that  she gets the bible and sure enough on the top of several pages it says  ....................... HEBREWS    http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/39966/marriage.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Sun, 02 Sep 2007 21:22:00 +0100 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/39966/marriage.html?pid=671995 while attending a marriage counsellor tom and grace were asked questions about ther partners toms first question was name youre wifes favourite flower , he leans over and whispers into graces ear ........its homepride right http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/39964/understanding_women___a_mans_perspective__.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Sun, 02 Sep 2007 21:16:00 +0100 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/39964/understanding_women___a_mans_perspective__.html?pid=671995 i will never be able to understand women when ............... they are quite happy to pour boiling hot wax on to there upper thighs and pull the hair out by the root but be scared of a ..........spider http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/29899/google_update.html?pid=671995?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xml&utm_campaign=rss Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:34:00 +0100 thescorpion http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/thescorpion/blog/29899/google_update.html?pid=671995 hearing about my details on google first i checked mine out , scary i must admit,  then i decided to check my wifes details the same way , she belongs to a different site same sort of thing not as good i might add and exactly the same her username and then full profile ........ how many sites are affected i wonder