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virgin site

tazgirl-211067 — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:07:17 +0000

this site doesn't seem as friendly as it was when i first started on here .... people used to say hi when someone replied to their blog.... maybe its just me and my age but what has happened to all the friendly people who used to be on here....maybe i'm wrong but i have been back a couple of days and no friendly faces are saying hi oh except the odd one or two ....please don't take offence i'm just making my observations heard i remember when i used to come on and everyone used to say hi

suggs

tazgirl-211067 — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:36:28 +0000

has anybody else tried to watch the webcams when suggs is on doing his show and found that the cams are always off....makes you wonder if uggs is doing a live show or prerecorded still a good show to listen to with or wothout the cams

wow

tazgirl-211067 — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:10:10 +0000

well this has changed a bit ......so what is everyone up to anything exciting oh and in case u didn't know it is now only 3 weeks and 5 days til xmas

morning

tazgirl-211067 — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:55:19 +0100

god it has been a while since i have been in here....are any of the old ones still on here well if they are yoohoo i'm back....and hello to all those that i have not spoken to before hope you all have a great weekend

morning

tazgirl-211067 — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:07:52 +0100

morning all ......its FRIDAYYYYYYY yay let the party begin.... whats everyone up to this weekend

been along time

tazgirl-211067 — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 18:34:48 +0100

well it has been along time since i have been on here how is everyone .....

one for the ladies

tazgirl-211067 — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:56:57 +0100

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favourite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
> and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.

when women drink too much

tazgirl-211067 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:42:56 +0100

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

joke

tazgirl-211067 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:03:40 +0100

SIPPING VODKA

This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don't mind forwarding.

It's funny (don't break chain)

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me" .

12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

morning

tazgirl-211067 — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:29:36 +0100

morning all ....today i am off so i'm going to take this time to catch up on the housework that i have neglected... whats everyone up to this weekend the weather is supposed to be nice so i'm going to do the natural thing and start decorating

morning

tazgirl-211067 — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 06:55:24 +0100

morning all hope you all have a great day only 2 more sleeps and it will be the weekend yay.....

arrggghh part2

tazgirl-211067 — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:00:55 +0100

for any of you that read my blog this morning here is an update ....i still have not been able to catch up on my sleep and am resorting to taking proplus how this will effect my drinking who knows....i've had my hair done and all it has done is rain so lets hope this evening will be a success hope u all have a great night

WOW

tazgirl-211067 — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:42:51 +0100

i have been away for a few days when did everything change and where is the ppindx

ARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH

tazgirl-211067 — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:37:51 +0100

i am so tired i did not gt to bed til 1am due to my baby being awake ....then a t 5 this morning my delightful son , who is 18, decided to thunder up and down the stairs which once again woke the little one up who then decided she wanted to be up...so i have been awake since 5 and am very very sleepy and i have a big night out tonight...any suggestions on how to stay awake are very greatfully received.

ARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH

tazgirl-211067 — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:37:47 +0100