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<title>MY BIG DAY</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:30:42 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hi All&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I know ive not been on for ages, not really had the chance.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anyway, my big day is dawning on us and i cant wait. 3 days to go.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Goin 2 the isle of wight festival after the wedding, how gud is that.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wayhey xxx Wedding nite in a tent xxx&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Gogol Bordello</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:38:19 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hi guys&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This one&amp;#39;s just 4 a bit of fun. i saw these guys at Leeds fest this year and thort they were brilliant. they also play this one in my local punk bar where everyone joins in and has alot of fun xx&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_81l4DXlwM&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_81l4DXlwM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Rockin in The Free World</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:44:47 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Enjoy xx&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG_Vqv5JLVA&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG_Vqv5JLVA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>The Song Says It All</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:35:47 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Let me know wot u think. i luv this group xx&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZk59HxWAM&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZk59HxWAM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZk59HxWAM&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>RACE FOR LIFE (CANCER RESEARCH)</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:53:57 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hi all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I ran the race for life on sunday just gone. just thought id let u all know coz i did the 5K in 25 minutes and i came 14th out of a cuple a thousand. im so proud of myself xx&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If anyone would like to sponsor me please go to the following website:- &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/teresa-lockhart&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; title=&quot;http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/teresa-lockhart (new window)&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;www.raceforlifesponsorme.org&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; thanku xx&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>This Is Sad - But Learn Sumthing By It</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:19:11 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: purple; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Wooden Bowl&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: purple; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man&amp;#39;s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred,and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;But the elderly grandfather&amp;#39;s shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. &amp;quot;We must do something about father,&amp;quot; said the son. &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;ve had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;When the family glanced in Grandfather&amp;#39;s direction, sometime he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;The four-year-old watched it all in silence. One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, &amp;quot;What are you making?&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: purple; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Just as sweetly, the boy responded, &amp;quot;Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.&amp;quot; The four-year-old smiled and went back to work.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;That evening the husband took Grandfather&amp;#39;s hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;On a positive note, I&amp;#39;ve learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;I&amp;#39;ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles four things: a rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;I&amp;#39;ve learned that, regardless of your relationship with your parents,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;you&amp;#39;ll miss them when they&amp;#39;re gone from your life.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;I&amp;#39;ve learned that making a &amp;quot;living&amp;quot; is not the same thing as making a &amp;quot;life..&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;I&amp;#39;ve learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;I&amp;#39;ve learned that you shouldn&amp;#39;t go through life with a catcher&amp;#39;s mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;I&amp;#39;ve learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if&amp;nbsp;you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;I&amp;#39;ve learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;I&amp;#39;ve learned that even when I have pains, I don&amp;#39;t have to be one.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;I&amp;#39;ve learned that every day, you should reach out and touch someone.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;People love that human touch -- holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;I&amp;#39;ve learned that I still have a lot to learn.!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Leeds/Reading Festival</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:25:23 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hi guys&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just letting you all know that i finally got a weekend campin ticket for the Leeds Festival this weekend so im on a buzz now. roll on 2moz mornin, cant wait&amp;nbsp; : - } xx&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Leeds/Reading Festival</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:55:33 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>I know this has got 2 be the silliest question of the day but has anyone got a leeds/reading festival weekend camping ticket they want 2 sell xx</description>
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<title>The Hoosiers</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:07:28 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hi All&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Went to see The Hoosiers last night at the Nottingham Social and they were fantastic. Lukin forward to seein them again at V-fest at the weekend xx&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Don't know if this's been on b4 but i liked it........No Offence Meant</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:34:29 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, &amp;#39;Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can&amp;#39;t figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, &amp;#39;What is it supposed to be when it&amp;#39;s&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;finished?&amp;#39;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;The blonde says, &amp;#39;According to the picture on the box, it&amp;#39;s a tiger.&amp;#39;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the&lt;span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;table.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, &amp;#39;First of all, no matter what we do, we&amp;#39;re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.&amp;#39;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;He takes her hand and says, &amp;#39;Second, I want you to relax&amp;#39;. Let&amp;#39;s have a nice cup of tea, and then&amp;#39; He sighed.........&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;lsquo;Let&amp;#39;s put all the Frosties back in the box.&amp;#39;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Chapped Lips</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:07:14 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Arial Narrow'&quot;&gt;An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Arial Narrow'&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Arial Narrow'&quot;&gt;&quot;Hold on there, Mister,&quot; said the sheriff. &quot;Did I just see what I think I saw?&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Arial Narrow'&quot;&gt;&quot;Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips.&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Arial Narrow'&quot;&gt;&quot;And that cures them?&quot; the Sheriff asked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Arial Narrow'&quot;&gt;&quot;Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em.&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: 'Arial Narrow'&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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<title>This Sounds Familiar. lol xx</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:06:17 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;Nine words women use...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;1.) &lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Fine : -This is the word women use to end an argument when they &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;are right and you need to shut up.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;2.) &lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Five Minutes : -If she is getting dressed, this means a half an &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;3.) &lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Nothing : -This is the calm before the storm. This means &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;nothing usually end in fine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;4.) &lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Go Ahead : -This is a dare, not permission. Don&amp;#39;t Do It!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;5.) &lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Loud Sigh : -This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;meaning of nothing.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;6.) &lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;That&amp;#39;s Okay : -This is one of the most dangerous statements a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;woman can make to a man. That&amp;#39;s okay means she wants to think long &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;7.) &lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Thanks : -A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;say you&amp;#39;re welcome.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;8.) &lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Whatever : -Is a women&amp;#39;s way of saying &amp;lt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/mailto:F@!K&quot;&gt;mailto:F@!K&lt;/a&gt;&amp;gt; F@!K YOU!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;9.) &lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Don&amp;#39;t worry about it, I got it: -Another dangerous statement, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;#39;Arial Narrow&amp;#39;&quot;&gt;asking &amp;#39;What&amp;#39;s wrong?&amp;#39; For the woman&amp;#39;s response refer to #3.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>END OF DAY</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:58:51 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>The end of my workday has arrived so im luvin ya and leavin ya and ill c ya all 2moz xx</description>
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<title>Redbourn Festival</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:26:18 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>Im off 2 the Redbourn Festival in Hertfordshire this weekend. Anyone else from the VR site goin xx</description>
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<title>FESTIVALS</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:10:13 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hi guys.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well i dont know about anyone else but im sufferin from festival de-hydration at the mo. The one&amp;#39;s im goin 2 just arent cumin round quick enough.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Does anyone else feel like this or is it just me. lol ?????&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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