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scotland lose

stewieross — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:50:10 +0000

after watching scotland lose to italy i never thought it would be spain who knocked scotland out .how it was a foul to italy that led to the winning goal i will never know. well done scotland you did us proud if not for a dodgy ref (whom i have see often ,watching spanish football regularly and know how bad he is)we might still be in with a chance.before anyone thinks this is sour grapes watch the said foul and see what you think.well there is always the world cup

thanks

stewieross — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:44:04 +0100

i just wanted to thank everyone who have wished me an early happy birthday.i'm away now to get some early birthday drinks .thanks again and goodnight everybody

heaven or hell

stewieross — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 19:50:45 +0100

an old lady dies and is at the pearly gates when she hears an awful blood curdling scream.

don't worry about that says st peter it's only someone having the holes put into their shoulder blades for wings.

a few minutes later and there are more screams,oh my god says the lady what now?

thats just someone having their head drilled for a halo.

i can't do this she says,i'm going to hell

but you'll be raped and taken advantage of says st peter

maybe so says the old lady but at least i have the holes for that

goodnight

stewieross — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 20:27:03 +0100

goodnight to one and all ,hope you all have had a great weekend and like me if you have to work tomorrow try not to work too hard , nighty night

good morning vips

stewieross — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:06:50 +0100

happy sunday to one and all,hope you are all having a great weekend whatever you're up to .just remember sunday is the day of rest so if you're working tell the boss you've got to take it easy on religious grounds

monday

stewieross — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:25:25 +0100

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=4295783

for everyone who feel like this on a monday

good night

stewieross — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:43:58 +0100

off to bed now,i'm over the moon that scotland won and may struggle to get to sleep .hope you all have had a nice evening and well done to england and wales but no luck of the irish tonight..good night and god bless

well done lads

stewieross — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:09:16 +0100

tin soldier

stewieross — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:56:40 +0100

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qe4rLf0TW7g

one for the old mods out there,you know who you are

saturday

stewieross — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:46:56 +0100

it's saturday and it's footy for me today .going to watch Scotland v Lithuania. hope all your respective countries win (excepy if you're from lithuania for obvious reasons) have a great saturday

good morning

stewieross — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:08:13 +0100

good morning everybody,it's nearly the weekend ,whats everyone doing this weekend.for me it's going to be watching the footy then a nice romantic meal with the wife to celebrate our wedding anniversary.only six hours left to work until it's oficially the weekend for me.hope you all have a good one whatever you're up to

blonde joke

stewieross — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 18:20:09 +0100

a blind man goes into a bar and orders a drink. he asks the bar man if he wants to hear a blonde joke.the bar man says before you start i have to tell you that the two bouncers are blonde,the two waitresses are blonde and i myself is blonde.so do you still want to tell the blonde joke.the blind man says no, i don't want to have to explain it five times

the moral is

stewieross — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 18:39:27 +0100

a man goes to his girlfriends house only to find her younger sister there instead.she invites him in and gives him a drink.she then tells him how much she had always fancied him and that he could make love to her if he wanted, as she went to the bedroom she started to undress.at this point the man ran out the front door only to find his girlfriend and the rest of her family.they begin to cheer him as they think he did the right thing by turning down the sister and running.and the moral of the story is----------- always keep your condoms in the car

bad cover versions

stewieross — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 23:12:24 +0100

i was listening to an old sities compilation cd today.it had PP Arnolds first cut is the deepest on it and it reminded me of the rod stewart version and how bad it was compared to PP'sthen i remembered another bad version of this old heart of mine he did anyone else think they were not good.sorry if i upset any rod fans

radio

stewieross — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 21:08:51 +0100

heard the kinks on virgin today.you don't hear them enough or other sixties groups such as the small faces,the who, the animals etc,any one agree