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<title>Have a great weekend !!!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:59:59 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;m outta here guys, you all have a great weekend, what ever it is&amp;nbsp;your doing, catch up with you all next week !!!!&amp;nbsp; Have a good one !!!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h11/Trina-B/HaveAGreatWeekend.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;353&quot; height=&quot;323&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>A-Z bands/ singers/ groups</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:20:35 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well i haven&amp;#39;t done one of these for a while at least&amp;nbsp;2 weeks, so how about a quick A-Z of bands/singers/groups.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A---- Abba&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>SAYING GOOD BYE !!!!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 16:38:47 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hi guy&amp;#39;s, hope your all well, I haven&amp;#39;t been on for a while as i&amp;#39;ve been out sorting myself out with a job (the house decorating is done and it&amp;#39;s back to the real world, DOH!!).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well it look&amp;#39;s like i won&amp;#39;t get the opportunity to come on here for quite some time as i&amp;#39;m on holiday tomorrow and when i get back, i&amp;#39;ll be back in the kitchens working it !!!!! And there are no computers !!! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But I&amp;#39;d like to give a&amp;nbsp;BIG THANKS&amp;nbsp;to all you VIP&amp;#39;s out there who have given me shouts and played the games.. IT&amp;#39;S BEEN FUN AND PAST THE HOURS !!!! THANKS GUYS YOUR ALL GREAT !!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;SPEAK TO ALL OF YOU WHEN I CAN !!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.weddingbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/thank-you.JPG&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;353&quot; height=&quot;296&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have Fun !!!!!! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 10:07:21 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Morning all, Well i haven&amp;#39;t done one of these for a while....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So how about a quick saturday morning A-Z of bands/singers/groups....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A. Alanis Morrisette&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>4 o clock fact !!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 15:58:42 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Russians used a pencil. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>4 o clock Joke !!!!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 15:53:32 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>this was the top joke in the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/../../../../../wiki/United_Kingdom&quot; title=&quot;United Kingdom&quot;&gt;UK&lt;/a&gt;: &amp;ldquo;A woman gets on a bus with her baby. &lt;p&gt;The bus driver says: &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s the ugliest baby that I&amp;#39;ve ever seen. Ugh!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: &amp;quot;The driver just insulted me!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The man says: &amp;quot;You go right up there and tell him off &amp;ndash; go ahead, I&amp;#39;ll hold your monkey for you.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>the Star wars kid</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 16:44:59 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Did any of you see this a few years ago, basically a kid video&amp;#39;d himself prentending to&amp;nbsp;use a &amp;nbsp;light saber, then his mates got hold of&amp;nbsp;the video&amp;nbsp;and down loaded it onto the internet.The kid was devestated, but&amp;nbsp;later got into thye idea,&amp;nbsp;From there it escalated at one point i heard there was a petition to get the kid put into one of the movies !!! but since then there have been lots of remix&amp;#39;s the first link is the original. check it out it&amp;#39;s funny !!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;The next is a remix.... very good&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lIDRGOHI1E&amp;amp;mode=related&amp;amp;search&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lIDRGOHI1E&amp;amp;mode=related&amp;amp;search&lt;/a&gt;=&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>How to impress a woman !!!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 15:49:03 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN&amp;nbsp; &lt;p&gt;Compliment her, &lt;br /&gt;cuddle her, &lt;br /&gt;kiss her, &lt;br /&gt;caress her, &lt;br /&gt;love her, &lt;br /&gt;stroke her, &lt;br /&gt;tease her, &lt;br /&gt;comfort her, &lt;br /&gt;protect her, &lt;br /&gt;hug her, &lt;br /&gt;hold her, &lt;br /&gt;spend money on her, &lt;br /&gt;wine &amp;amp; dine her, &lt;br /&gt;buy things for her, &lt;br /&gt;listen to her, &lt;br /&gt;care for her, &lt;br /&gt;stand by her, &lt;br /&gt;support her, &lt;br /&gt;go to the ends of the earth for her.... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Show up naked. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;..............With Beer !!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>movie quote game !!!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 15:37:50 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;ok, here&amp;#39;s another qoute, if anyone was wondering the last qoute was, Anthony Hopkins as Hanibal Lector in &amp;quot;Silence of the Lambs&amp;quot;, nobody got it !!! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So What&amp;#39;s the film and who say&amp;#39;s the quote ???&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;What&amp;#39;s the matter? WHAT&amp;#39;S THE MATTER? I will tell you &amp;quot;what&amp;#39;s the matter!&amp;quot; I go out of my way for you! I do everything to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get? &amp;quot;Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Anne, I can&amp;#39;t write on this paper, Anne!&amp;quot; Well, I&amp;#39;ll get your stupid paper but you just better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. MAN! &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>movie quote game !!!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 14:57:17 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;OK guys, here&amp;#39;s another qoute.. ........................................&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whats the film and who say&amp;#39;s it ???&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He&amp;#39;d be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That&amp;#39;s all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>movie quote game !!!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 13:55:48 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;ok I think this one is a little harder, who says it that&amp;#39;s the hard part (characters name), and what film is it ?????&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Oh, so it&amp;#39;s back to pretending we&amp;#39;re human again? C&amp;#39;mon... spare me the Uncle Tom routine, okay? You can&amp;#39;t keep denying what you are, man. You think the humans will ever accept a half-breed like you? They can&amp;#39;t... they&amp;#39;re afraid of you... and they should be. You&amp;#39;re an animal, you&amp;#39;re a fuckin&amp;#39; maniac! Look at &amp;#39;em. They&amp;#39;re cattle; pieces of meat. What difference does it make how their world ends? Plague... war... famine. Morality doesn&amp;#39;t even enter into it. We&amp;#39;re just a function of natural selection, man. The new race... &amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>movie quote game !!!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 13:44:42 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;so whats the movie and who said it????&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;We have front row seats for this theatre of mass destruction. The demolition committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this... because Tyler knows this.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>movie quote game !!!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 13:32:17 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ok so here&amp;#39;s a quote from a movie (&amp;nbsp;not to hard to start) You know what to do !!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whats the film and who said it ?????&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;I got a threshold. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I&amp;#39;m a fuckin&amp;#39; race car, right, and you got me the red. And I&amp;#39;m just sayin&amp;#39;, I&amp;#39;m just sayin&amp;#39; that it&amp;#39;s fuckin&amp;#39; dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin&amp;#39; red. That&amp;#39;s all. I could blow. &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Whats the movie quote !!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 16:29:45 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;OK whats the movie and who said it ???&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;We want to hurt no one. We&amp;#39;re here for the bank&amp;#39;s money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you&amp;#39;re not gonna lose a dime. Think of your families, don&amp;#39;t risk your life. Don&amp;#39;t try and be a hero.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Whats the movie quote !!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 16:12:19 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;Ok here&amp;#39;s something differant to play, below is a quote from a movie.. What film is it and who said it ???&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it&amp;#39;ll be to get rid of me. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After that... my guess is you&amp;#39;ll never hear from him again. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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