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<title>CAN ANYONE HELP?????</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:12:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>A FRIEND NEEDS ONE TICKET FOR GLASTONBURY THIS YEAR...IF ANYONE OUT THERE CAN HELP PLEASE CONTACT ME...THANX</description>
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<title>look who found her way back...lol xx</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;At last the path i was on led me back here....!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;just starting thinking about a few peeps so ,shadow,taz elo,mia,edge,malc,devil ...sending you a massive hugs and leaving ya all one in the ashtray....taz you can sniff it love...lol!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;hope all is ok wiv u elo...promise to check back and reply ok!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;just off to see when and where the foo&amp;#39;s mite be next ...need to sort another gig out to go to wiv the girls.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;love to ya all xxxxxxlouxxxxxx&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>hiya all my lovely vips m8's</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:15:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hello everyone ...been so long i bet youv'e all forgotten me!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;love to elo..hope your ok babe xx&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;say hi if your about be nice to hear from you !! xx&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>stoners corner open for one nite only!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 23:36:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>hiya anyone there who fancies a chat come and roll yer bifta and say hi .!! claire and lou are here ............x</description>
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<title>BON JOVI</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:29:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;I DID IT I SAW THEM....AND YES THEY ROCKED!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;SO SORRY I AIN&amp;#39;T BEEN AROUND,MSN HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE,ONCE ON CAN&amp;#39;T GET AWAY!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;YOU KNOW I MISSED YA ALL,ESPECIALLY YOU SHADOW,MISSED HAVIN A BUM SQUEEZE YOU OWE ME LOADS,LOVE TO MALC AND MIA I DIDN&amp;#39;T GET NEAR ENUFF TO JON,BUT I WILL!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;ANYWAY HOPE ALL GOOD WITH THE VIPS AND TAKE CARE XXXX&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>welcome back !!!</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 20:40:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;hiya claire heres one for ya....i know you&amp;#39;ll be singing loud!!! lol.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;anyone about come and say hi ......!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vL-HSzYZqXM&quot;&gt;http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vL-HSzYZqXM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>hiya sparky here anyone about??</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 19:53:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;just sitting here listening to some tunes,say hi if ya like !!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;well chilled over here,enjoying the sun,beer and smokes..lol,happy bank holiday guys xxxx&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>HELLLLLLLOOOO!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:21:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;HIYA ALL,THOUGHT I HAD BETTER POP BY JUST IN CASE YOU ALL FORGOT ABOUT ME...I AM FINDING IT HARD TO TYPE.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;HURT MY LEFT WRIST 2 WEEKS AGO,WAS TOLD IT WAS SPRAINED,NOW I HAVE BEEN TO THE DOCTORS AGAIN AND SHE RECKONS IT&amp;#39;S FRACTURED....GOT A APPOINTMENT FOR A X-RAY TOMOZ......OWWWWWW,LOU IS IN PAIN!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I NEED LOTS OF TLC TODAY...PLEEEEEEZZZEEE XXX&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>OMG!!! I MUST WIN!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:46:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hi everyone,just got on here and i see there is a comp for vip tickets to be ON STAGE!! wiv Bon Jovi!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;i am gonna enter,bloody hell i&amp;#39;ll faint if i win,on the stage as well..lol !&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;sorry i havn&amp;#39;t been around lately,things should be back to norm soon,now the hols are over...phew!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;if i do a vid to show why i love my town....for the comp,i hope i can show it on here.....rite off again...!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;must dust off my cam corder and get filming!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;leave this wicked chooooooooon!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k99h5aikc4g&quot;&gt;http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k99h5aikc4g&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;speak soon..love ya xxx&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>QUESTION?</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:18:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;WHATS A SHITZU?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A) A ZOO WITH NO ANIMALS...HAHAHAHAHAHA &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;HAVE A GOOD DAY ALL XXX&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>the sharing of marriage.</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:15:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;An&amp;nbsp; old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; one half in front of his wife. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; people around them were looking over and whispering. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Obviously they were thinking, &amp;#39;That poor old couple - all they can&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; afford is one meal for the two of them.&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn&amp;#39;t eaten a&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; turns sipping the drink. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; meal for them. This time the o ld woman said &amp;#39;No, thank you, we are used&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; to sharing everything.&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; to eat a single bite of food and asked &amp;#39;What is it you are waiting for?&amp;#39;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; She answered&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; THE TEETH.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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<title>GOOD MORNING XXX</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Thought i&amp;#39;d better pop in and blog,seems i havn&amp;#39;t got time to sit down for long at the mo....what with the kids off school and all the lovely sunshine we have been having,hope your all happy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;woke up this morning ,flicked on the radio and one classic choooooon was playing,so here it is for all of you,it&amp;#39;s such a great song,brings back memories of the good ole days&amp;nbsp; for me....wot about you??&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;and it should chill ya for a few mins...if your at work,home or wherever....turn it up i wanna hear ya singingxxxxxxx&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CktlPIlsBdw&quot;&gt;http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CktlPIlsBdw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>was a good friday!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;hiya all,just thought i&amp;#39;d say happy easter to ya all!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;it&amp;#39;s called good friday,and today has been for me!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;have a good long weekend everyone and i leave ya a song,that I think is appropriate.....byee xxxx&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdILYbSkwQ&quot;&gt;http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdILYbSkwQ&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>A JOKE FOR YA!!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp; Two women were playing golf. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;The ball hit one of the men. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;#39;Please allow me to help. I&amp;#39;m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you&amp;#39;d allow me,&amp;#39; she told him. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;#39;Oh, no, I&amp;#39;ll be all right. I&amp;#39;ll be fine in a few minutes,&amp;#39; the man replied. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;#39;How does that feel?&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;He replied, &amp;#39;It feels great, but I still think my thumb&amp;#39;s broken.&amp;#39; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;TYPICAL MAN...ANYTHING FOR A THRILL...HAVE A GOOD THURSDAY EVERYONE...I GOTTA WORK...BOOOOOOOO!!!! (only for 2 hours tho lol )xx&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>wednesday afternoon chooooooooooooon.</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;heres a choooooooon for y&amp;#39;all from me to you with love.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;hope you enjoy it,it&amp;#39;s one of my favourites xx&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OKCv2qGMkF0&quot;&gt;http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OKCv2qGMkF0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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