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snowy

lady and her best friend go on hols to the caribbeanand meet a muscular black guy.after a week of fantanstic 3some sex they ask his name,

my names snowy he says

the ladies start laughing,he asks why they are laughing?

they reply  our friends will never believe we had 10 inches of fucking snow in the caribbean!!!!!!

smirky - 24 February 2008 2:04am

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morning

good morning vips well only 3 more days and back to reality anyway just sending you a joke and hope you all have a gr8 weeekend

a woman was admitted to hospital after having phone sex.........

doctors removed 2 ñokias, 3 motorolas and a samsung. no siemen was found !!!!!!!!!!!

enjoy your weekend

smirky - 16 February 2008 9:12am

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morning

good morning vips just thought i wish you all a great weekend from sunny lanzarote.just heading to the beach where i shallbe standing at the bar and lying on the beach or standing on the beach and lying at the bar see you in 10 days time
smirky - 8 February 2008 8:42am

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thought for today

good morning all you vips out there hope you all are enjoying this sunny tuesday morning

just remember vips a doggie isn't just for christmas

you can enjoy that position all year round   happy days!!!!!!

smirky - 30 October 2007 10:08am

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good morning

morning all on this miserable day here's a few jokes that will hopefully put a smile on some of your faces

 

quasimodo is lying on the ground in front of the notre dame bleeding everywhere broken legs and broken arms.He looks up at the bell tower and sees Esmerelda looking down at him.He shouts up"You bitch ,thats not what i meant when i said toss me off."

one for the ladies

7 WAYS VODKA IS BETTER 4 WOMEN THAN COCK

1 VODKA IS ALWAYS STIFF

2 VODKA DOESN'T LOOK SMALLER WHEN ITS COLD

3 VODKA LASTS AS LONG AS YOU WANT IT TOO

4 VODKA DOESN'T PROD YOU IN THE BACK IN THE MORNING DEMANDING ATTENTION

5YOU DON'T CARE HOW FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT VODKA GOES

6 YOU CAN ENJOY A VODKA IN FRONT OF YOUR MUM

7 VODKA IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SWALLOW

 

What do you call a yugoslavian prostitute?

Slobberdown Mecock Yabitch

 

Mcvities have just brought out a new biscuit range  called "Clitoris Creams"

they carry a guarantee  one lick and you'll want to eat the whole box.

 

Rocky the rooster woz the biggest meanest rooster in the worldand spent his time beating the crap out of all the other animals on the farm.one day he picked on the farmyard cat unfortunately the cat beat the crap out of him.the moral of the story is no matter how big the cock is the pussy can always take it

smirky - 9 October 2007 9:58am

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scotland

afternoon all just popped on to wish scotland all the very best against the french tonight. just off down the town to stock up on the liquid refreshment.hope you all have an enjoyable evening i know i will whatever the result
smirky - 12 September 2007 4:11pm

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hi all

hello all you vr vips long time no see hope you all are behaving yourselves heres a few jokes for you       

wife gets naked & asks her hubby: what turns you on more my pretty face or my sexy body?

hubby looks her up and down and replies ' your f***ing sense of humour!'

 

mick hucknall has just been arrested  for shagging a rabbit! apparently  he was ' holding back the ears' but the 'bunny was too tight too mention

 

pavarotti's wife just phoned the undertaker and asked' can u do a  funeral for a tenor' they told her to f*** off

 

st peter takes pavarotti to the pearly gates and says to god here's that tenor i owe you

smirky - 9 September 2007 2:08pm

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stranger in town

good afternoon to all you vips out there just popped on to say hi and am back for a bit. hope you all keeping well and it wiil take me a while to say hi to all of you but i will do in good time

anyway got my sleeping tablets and viagra mixed up this afternoon.

ended up having forty wanks!!!!!!!

smirky - 1 August 2007 3:44pm

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MORE THANKS

been missing since i went off sunday afternoon and received all these congrats from all you vips so just saying thanks again and i will get round to leaving you all a shout thanks again and yes i finished the vodka lol
smirky - 3 July 2007 12:37pm

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thanks

hi all many thanks for all your shouts this morning i was just going to have a couple of beers today while i watched scotland under 20's in the world cup in canada but now i'm vipotd i will probably have some vodka too. that bottle will come in handy lornann lol.not that i need an excuse for a drink .so i will be downing a few drinks pretty shortly so you are welcome to join in .IF i'm sober later i might see you all then  thanks again everyone and ROCK ON !!!!!!
smirky - 1 July 2007 12:20pm

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