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Pickup Lines, try these steve.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
shadowmaker - 18 July 2008 12:04pm

Comments

emdxtreme said:
I'm gonna have a drink now...intermezzo...hey bet you twenty quid.. you're gonna turn me down.
18 July 2008 3:25pm

daringtexan said:
God, they're worse across the pond! Who knew? LMAO!
18 July 2008 3:26pm

_Bigalmac said:
Worse? Thought mine was brilliant personally!
18 July 2008 3:32pm

Mazzymagik said:
How about Hey hunni theres something wrong with your ankles. They aren't around my ears. lol
18 July 2008 3:41pm

shadowmaker said:
all stored for future use, if ever i get that desperate lol
18 July 2008 3:41pm

shadowmaker said:
thank you guys, all crackers hahahaha
18 July 2008 3:42pm

shadowmaker said:
and you lot are all crackers lol
18 July 2008 3:54pm

misswitchywoman said:
Do these lines actually work for you guys? My favorite is the classic "Save a horse, ride a cowboy"...taps into my witchy nature...lol Have a great weekend! Hugs!
18 July 2008 5:08pm

zeus said:
LMAO@misswitchy :-======> don't use chat up lines Paul, just sit at the bar, licking my eyebrows Cheers
18 July 2008 5:13pm

daringtexan said:
Here's the one my husband used, though I already liked him before I heard it, thankfully! I was walking along ahead of him-"Got to be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that!"
18 July 2008 6:10pm

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