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naughty jokes ( rude )

On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?

One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush.


 

shadowmaker - 13 March 10:54am

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friday or poets day.

The name Friday comes from the old english frīgedæg, meaning the day of frige the Old English form of frigg In most Germanic languages the day is named after freyja—such as Frīatag in Old High German, Freitag in Modern German, Freyjudagr in Old Norse, Vrijdag in Dutch, Fredag in Swedish, Norwegian, and Danish—but Freyja and Frigg are frequently identified with each other

POETS day is a term used by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. Germanic languages the day is named after freyja—such as Frīatag in Old High German, Freitag in Modern German, Freyjudagr in Old Norse, Vrijdag in Dutch, Fredag in Swedish, Norwegian, and Danish—but Freyja and Frigg are frequently identified with each other

POETS day is a term used by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. freyja—such as Frīatag in Old High German, Freitag in Modern German, Freyjudagr in Old Norse, Vrijdag in Dutch, Fredag in Swedish, Norwegian, and Danish—but Freyja and Frigg are frequently identified with each other

POETS day is a term used by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. Old High German, Freitag in Modern German, Freyjudagr in Old Norse, Vrijdag in Dutch, Fredag in Swedish, Norwegian, and Danish—but Freyja and Frigg are frequently identified with each other

POETS day is a term used by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. German, Freyjudagr in Old Norse, Vrijdag in Dutch, Fredag in Swedish, Norwegian, and Danish—but Freyja and Frigg are frequently identified with each other

POETS day is a term used by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. Old Norse, Vrijdag in Dutch, Fredag in Swedish, Norwegian, and Danish—but Freyja and Frigg are frequently identified with each other

POETS day is a term used by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. Dutch, Fredag in Swedish, Norwegian, and Danish—but Freyja and Frigg are frequently identified with each other

POETS day is a term used by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. Swedish, Norwegian, and Danish—but Freyja and Frigg are frequently identified with each other

POETS day is a term used by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. Norwegian, and Danish—but Freyja and Frigg are frequently identified with each other

POETS day is a term used by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. Danish—but Freyja and Frigg are frequently identified with each other

POETS day is a term used by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. identified with each other

POETS day is a term used by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. United Kingdom and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day.

Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th in every calendar year.

Black Friday is the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season in the US.

Friday's child is loving and giving,

Top 10 Songs About Friday 

   1. Friday On My Mind - The Easybeats  

   2. Black Friday - Steely Dan  

   3. Friday I'm In Love - The Cure  

   4. Friday's Angels - Generation X 

   5. Friday the 13th - Sonny Rollins  

   6. Friday - Sunny Day Real Estate 

   7. Friday Night (Hundred Dollar Bill) - G. Love and Special Sauce 

   8. Friday's Child - Nancy Sinatra 

   9. Friday Street - Paul Weller

   10. Get 'Em Out By Friday - Genesis

Thank God It's Friday

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"

The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

 

shadowmaker - 12 March 9:56am

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thursday.

Thursday
The day named after the Norse god Thor. In the Norse languages this day is called Torsdag.
The Romans named this day dies Jovis ("Jove's Day"), after Jove or Jupiter, their most important god.

Born 11th Mar you are Pisces in the western zodiac and Wolf in the Amerind earth magic zodiac

thursdays child has far to go.

Little Friday is the nickname for Thursday.

Top 10 Songs About Thursday

   1. Thursday - Asobi Seksu   

   2. Thursday - Morphine

   3. Thursday - Country Joe & The Fish 

   4. Thursday The 12th - Charlie Hunter 

   5. Thursday's Child - Eartha Kitt 

   6. Thursday - Jim Croce 

   7. Thursday's Child - David Bowie

   8. (Thursday) Here's Why I Did Not Go To Work Today - Harry Nilsson 

   9. Sweet Thursday - Pizzicato Five 

   10. Jersey Thursday - Donovan

For his birthday this thursday little Johnny asked for a 15-speed mountain bike. His father said, "Johnny, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. Johnny’s father asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Johnny told him, " I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too… I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!"

 



 

 

shadowmaker - 11 March 10:58am

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who wants an autograph hahaha

hey ! what to you know, i got a mention this morning on the sports pod cast lol, fame has found me at last,  move over jeff stelling hahaha

10 March 2010 08:53
Rock and Roll Sport Podcast

shadowmaker - 10 March 11:21am

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wednesday

Wednesday was originally named Wodinsday or Wodensday after the chief of the Norse gods, know alternately by the names Wodin, Odin, Wotan and others.

March 10 is the 69th day of the year (70th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 296 days remaining until the end of the year.

According to the thai solar calendar the color associated with Wednesday is green.

Hump day is Wednesday. It is called this because it it in the middle of the work/school week and it is downhill from there.

or:

Being screwed in the middle of the week either way we look there is a work day before and after.

 

shadowmaker - 10 March 10:51am

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what stage are you at ?

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And, last, but not least: The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
shadowmaker - 9 March 11:07am

shadowmaker - 9 March 9:45am

shadowmaker - 9 March 9:11am

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Elizabeth Barret Browning

How Do I Love Thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being an ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.

I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,--I love thee with the Breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
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