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Wuau! Take a look at this picture!!

sgt.pepper — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 13:27:12 +0100

Gross joke!

sgt.pepper — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:54:26 +0100

Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''

The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.

The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''

The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''

Gross joke!

sgt.pepper — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:54:25 +0100

Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''

The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.

The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''

The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''

Rank the Beatles' albums!

sgt.pepper — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:06:17 +0100

Hello everyone, make a list of the beatles' albums and rank them!

Bar Joke!

sgt.pepper — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:44:55 +0100

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

One word for the Fab Four!

sgt.pepper — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:26:58 +0100

Give me One word to describe The Beatles!

I say they are: Unique.