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(124 views)Not bad folks, gone from being made redundant last Thursday to securing a new job today, and starting next week.
(173 views)A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop bec au se he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please"
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says,
"Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?" (162 views)feeling a bit better, thanks for all the messages. Funeral on Monday, so I'm heading to Scarborough this weekend.
(298 views)not in a good place at the moment, but here's a track for my dad who passed away last night, from his favorite artist of all time....
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Tags: Roy Orbison
(182 views)Hey, I'm back. Had a couple of weeks of being really busy at work and long shifts, but hopefully that's it back to normal.....
www.youtube.com (282 views)Well, I actually won something from VR, The Amnesty International covers of John Lennon's work, including a T-shirt. They went with Avril Lavigne on the record, but here's Eva Cassidy doing 'Imagine'
www.youtube.comTags: John Lennon Avril Lavigne Eva Cassidy
(179 views)I've got a new page for any donations as I raise funds and run the Edinburgh Marathon. Please take a look and donate, it's a worthy cause and the money goes direct to them.
www.justgiving.com (162 views)Ok folks, a couple of you have asked if they can sponsor me in my Marathon run for the Children's Hospice Association, so for all those with facebook profiles, add musket129@yahoo.co.uk and you'll find a CHAS Edinburgh Marathon badge on my profile, it will let you donate. If anyone not on facebook or who prefer normal methods for donations, send me a pm and I'll send my address.
many thanks
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