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Wacky beds

morganalefay666 — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:09:00 +0100

I received this link with my weekly innocent update and thought I should share it with you all.

http://www.duvetandpillowwarehouse.co.uk/blog/2009/06/wackiest-beds-around-the-world/

Let's do a poll: which one's your favourite?

Greetings

morganalefay666 — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:09:00 +0100

Yeah, I haven't been around much lately, though I am still home unemployed (not for much longer I hope, my savings have all but gone) I admit I have been blasting my neighbors with Green Day over and over (just giving them a taste of their own medicine: they keep playing their tune over and over, and they are shit rappers: at least I am playing a full playlist, albeit on constant loop :-).

Can't wait to go see them in concert (and frelling glad I bought my tickets the day they came out, have you seen the prices now? Tickets in my section of the O2 are now going for £148 each!

Anyway, I better go wash my hair (it's such a chore these days), shower and get on my bike. But I'll probably end up vegetating on Facebook LOL.

Peace.

My stupid cat

morganalefay666 — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:39:00 +0100

keeps eating stray bits of strings from hell knows where (I am so careful not to leave any around!) I am worried one of this days he won't be able to poop them out.

Today he had a huge one sticking out of his bum after going to the toilet. Not pretty to look at, even worse to try help him out. Had to wash the floors again as don't know how long he went round with that dirty smelly thing. And I am now totally paranoid he went to sit somewhere.....

Side Projects

morganalefay666 — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 12:26:00 +0000

For all Green Day fans out there, here they are on their side projects:

As The Network (who are not Green Day :-) ) years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqSRrWyjQGI

And as the Foxboro Hot Tubs in 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMO-iY_37dw&feature=related

Enjoy

Gumtastic Ads - Valentine's Day

morganalefay666 — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:27:00 +0000

I recently found the "gumtastic Ads" section on Gumtree. It's quite hilarious (though not quite as entertaining as some of the posts in the "confessions" page).

Here is a gumtastic ad that appeared recently:

Ok, so Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and I need someone to accompany me to my company’s dinner dance that evening. I was intending to pay for a male escort until a friend told me about Gumtree. Why pay good money for a guy when there are plenty of strange creatures on here who would probably be up for what would be a relatively good night out (and free - I’ve already purchased the tickets)? With just over 5 weeks to go, I may as well be totally honest and tell you a few of my bad points as well as the good. Bad: 1. I’m fat. F-A-T (not to be confused with phat - I guess this isn’t a bad thing for the fat-fetishists amongst you, but they are few and far between. I believe they only live in programmes such as Dispatches and Panorama - and in America. Damn my parents for living in the UK). 2. I am partial to alcoholic beverages - lots of them…all in the one night. 3. If I have to wear shoes with heels higher than an inch I moan and complain constantly about how sore my feet are, how the balls of my feet are burning, how my calf muscles are aching, how my back is cramping…Constantly. I am wearing 4 inch heels to the dance. I will be crippled after half an hour, and will require you to give me a piggy-back ride. I refer you again to point 1...F-A-T. 4. When drunk, I will pick fight with random strangers. 5. When drunk, I will cry for no reason at all. 6. I will expect you to hold my hair back for me whilst I vomit. 7. I will expect you to come to my aid when the police try to arrest me. 8. I will call my ex and make you talk to him, pretending to be my new boyfriend. You will be forced, under the threat of more tears from me, to tell him what a great girl I am. 9. I have an unhealthy rivalry with a work colleague, which is threatening to spill over into real-life handbags at 20 paces, at the Dinner Dance Debacle. You will be expected to act as my back-up, if her partner tries to get involved. He is a martial arts instructor, but I’m sure, that together we could take him. Good: 1. I can spell reasonably well. (And am also good at using rhyming words in sentences, as just evidenced). 2. And that’s about it. You: 1. Must be male, or a mannish looking female who is able to convincingly pull off the wearing of a dinner suit. 2. Must not flirt or be in any way polite to said rival work colleague mentioned in point nine. 3. Drama student a bonus , to successfully feign great interest in me. Also a bonus if you are able to laugh on cue. 4. Must have good memory to remember all the points of the elaborate story I am going to concoct to explain to work colleagues how we first met. It involves a number 9 bus, Luigi the mafia man, a Yorkshire terrier and a pickled onion. Anyone interested?

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

morganalefay666 — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 19:07:00 +0000

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a god!

A Second Opinion

morganalefay666 — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 14:16:00 +0000

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too." The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650." "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.... "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."

Mine's louder! Part 2

morganalefay666 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:15:00 +0000

Well, whoever took over from Leona today was simply not cutting the mustard in terms of shock and awe! So I reverted to plan B.

Needless to say my neighbours like Metallica's Master of Puppets even less then Motorhead. It was so loud my cat freaked out, my windows shook and I almost lost every single glass in the house. But all is quite on the upstairs front.

I guess it's 1-0 to me!!! hi hi!

Mine's louder!

morganalefay666 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:51:00 +0000

LOL! I love getting back at twats with their own tactics.

My upstairs neighboroug often play their music very loud and for long periods of time. As I am home from work every afternoon is excruciating. Their system must be on the floor as the bass is soooo loud.

So today, I switched my boyfriend's system on (he has a real studio) and put on Virgin Classic Rock and turned the volume up (only to half point by the way).

Needless to say my neighborough do not like Motorhead (thank you Leona!!). They turned their volume up a bit more (I think they are their max now) so I turned mine up a notch (I still have lots of notches to go!).

I love it!!!!

Deodorant

morganalefay666 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:41:00 +0000

Bought myself a new deodorant stick today.

The instructions said "take off top & push up bottom".

I'm still in casualty at the moment but my farts smell class!!

best of 2008 quiz

morganalefay666 — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:39:00 +0000

LOL! Just took the quiz, question was "which band had to apologies to fans for showing up too drunk to gig?"Options were Foo Fighter, Coldplay and U2. Correct answe: The View!! How on earth was I going to get through that one?

Absolute Cheaters if you ask me (Dough, you had something to do with that, didn't you?)

How's everyone?

morganalefay666 — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:41:00 +0000

I haven't been on the site much recently, been quite busy at work. that is until I had a job to go to. It don't look like it'll be there for long, but hey, shit happens.

I hope you are all having a good time and not stressing out with the x-mas rush.

Take care :)

Uriah Heep

morganalefay666 — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:55:00 +0000

My friend got me tickets to go see Uriah Heep last night. I had never heard of them, although I knew one of their songs. I have to say I was impressed. The oldies sure know how to rock'n'roll.

Used post-stamps

morganalefay666 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:44:00 +0000

Hi everyone, as X-mas is around the corner and you'll no doubt be receiving lots of cards, I thought I'd renew my request for used (or even new) stamps for my collection. Any duplicates I get will go to charity, currently the RNIB.

If you can help, send me a shout and I'll send you the address to post to.

Cheers :)

Letting off steam

morganalefay666 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:51:00 +0000

Sorry gang, I need to do some shouting to relieve some frustration (this is work related, not directed to anyone here by the way):

I just fucking hate people that turn the most insignificant trivial thing into a "the sky is falling" situation!!!!

Get a life!!