<?xml version="1.0"?><?xml-stylesheet title="XSL_formatting" type="text/xsl" href="/_css/core/xml.xsl"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:vr="http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">
<channel>
<title>moonhounder blog on Absolute Radio</title>
<language>en-gb</language><link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<description>moonhounder's blog posts on the Absolute Radio website</description>
<item>
<title>That F*****n HP pop up ad on here......</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/62815/That_F_____n_HP_pop_up_ad_on_here______.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/62815/That_F_____n_HP_pop_up_ad_on_here______.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>. you click on close and does it? NO, every time I come to this page now I have to sit and wait for it to finish and it&amp;#39;s driving me nuts. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr&lt;br /&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Not been on for a while ...... a big Hi</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/62786/Not_been_on_for_a_while________a_big_Hi.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/62786/Not_been_on_for_a_while________a_big_Hi.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>Hello everyone, hope you all had a great New year and things are good, not been able to get on for a while, good to be back!&lt;br /&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Hey everone ...............</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/60300/Hey_everone________________.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/60300/Hey_everone________________.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>&lt;p&gt;.. just wanted to say thanks again to everyone for all the great shouts and sorry to anyone I haven&amp;#39;t gotten back to, nothing personal honest just not had the time with works wind-up PC and sleeping during the day also the letters have faded on my keyboard trying to reply so pardon the spelling. Have a fun weekend folks, be good and if you can&amp;#39;t be good be good at being bad.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;T x&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Before I go to sleep I dedicate one of my favourite songs .......</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/60089/Before_I_go_to_sleep_I_dedicate_one_of_my_favourite_songs________.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/60089/Before_I_go_to_sleep_I_dedicate_one_of_my_favourite_songs________.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>&lt;p&gt;... to everyone for their shouts this morning!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1WJlxjxAZE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I may be milking it but it&amp;#39;s a great excuse to post a fantastic song ......... I love the lyrics!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Oooooooo errrrrrr VIP of the Day</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/60067/Oooooooo_errrrrrr_VIP_of_the_Day.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/60067/Oooooooo_errrrrrr_VIP_of_the_Day.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;ve just logged back on after my night shift and found all these lovely shouts on my profile about being VIPOD and I had no idea LOL.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks everyone for the messages etc. I feel like going all Gwyneth on you :-0&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;d like to thank my mother, my dog ... blah blah.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hope you all have a fantastic day, I&amp;#39;ll sleep with a smile on my face today.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Terry X&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Late night Lurrrrrrrrve</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/60038/Late_night_Lurrrrrrrrve.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/60038/Late_night_Lurrrrrrrrve.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>&lt;p&gt;C&amp;#39;mon, tell me your most intimate problems and I&amp;#39;ll answer in a deep and thoghrouly condescending tone!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well why not , other radio stations get away with it instead of playing decent tunes. &lt;/p&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Track Santa by satelite ..........</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59940/Track_Santa_by_satelite___________.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59940/Track_Santa_by_satelite___________.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>&lt;p&gt;http://www.noradsanta.org/en/tracksanta.htm&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;         Beginning at 2:00 am MTN on Christmas Eve, you can track Santa Live as he makes          his historical journey around the world!          &lt;/p&gt; 			&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp; 				&lt;/p&gt; 			&lt;p&gt; 				This is exciting, as Santa travels fast and NORAD Santa Cams take photos of Santa 				and his reindeer! 			&lt;/p&gt;         &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp; 			&lt;/p&gt; 			&lt;p&gt;         Download Google Earth in preparation for tracking Santa in 3D on Christmas Eve.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Good morning VIPs - Little joke for ya</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59920/Good_morning_VIPs___Little_joke_for_ya.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59920/Good_morning_VIPs___Little_joke_for_ya.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt; The Three Little Pigs&lt;/strong&gt;   &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The waiter came and took their drink order.  &amp;quot;I would like a Sprite,&amp;quot; said the first little piggy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;   &amp;quot;I would like a Coke,&amp;quot; said the second little piggy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;     &amp;quot;I want beer, lots and lots of beer,&amp;quot; said the third little piggy.  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;I want a nice big steak,&amp;quot; said the first piggy.   &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;I would like the salad plate,&amp;quot; said the second piggy.     &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;I want beer, lots and lots of beer,&amp;quot; said the third little piggy.  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;I want a banana split,&amp;quot; said the first piggy.  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;I want a cheesecake,&amp;quot; said the second piggy.     &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;I want beer, lots and lots of beer,&amp;quot; exclaimed the third little piggy.   &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Pardon me for asking,&amp;quot; said the waiter to the third little piggy,&amp;quot;    But why have you only ordered beer all evening?&amp;quot;      &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You&amp;#39;re gonna LOVE me for this....       &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The third piggy says -    &amp;quot;Well, somebody has to go &amp;#39;Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Paramore</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59781/Paramore.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59781/Paramore.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Got tickets to go see them in Birmingham on 05/02, should be the oldie in the crowd but it should be a good gig!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Great band, looking forward to it. Still tickets left too!!!!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Hair sniffing!</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59738/Hair_sniffing_.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59738/Hair_sniffing_.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.  After a week of this, she can&amp;#39;t stand it anymore, and takes her complaint to a supervisor in Human Resources and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.  The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, &amp;#39;What&amp;#39;s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?&amp;#39;  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The woman replies, &amp;#39;It&amp;#39;s Keith, the midget.&amp;#39;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;:-0&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Good morning VIPs</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59725/Good_morning_VIPs.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59725/Good_morning_VIPs.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>Kids off to school and nursery, time to settle down with some good music and a bit of chatter, no particular plans fro the day. How about you?&lt;br /&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Post your favourite comedy sketch of this year!</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59666/Post_your_favourite_comedy_sketch_of_this_year_.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59666/Post_your_favourite_comedy_sketch_of_this_year_.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>&lt;p&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt5P_zvE5qY&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Armstrong &amp;amp; Miller for me! &lt;/p&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Face book</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59663/Face_book.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59663/Face_book.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>Have other VIPs linked this to their facebook account?&lt;br /&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>The aliens are coming..........</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59605/The_aliens_are_coming__________.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59605/The_aliens_are_coming__________.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial&quot;&gt;ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial&quot;&gt; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial&quot;&gt;YOU WILL BE SAFE, I&amp;#39;M JUST BLOGGING TO SAY GOODBYE.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://laser.cs.umass.edu/~rcobleig/creative/aliens.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;362&quot; height=&quot;260&quot; /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
</item>
<item>
<title>Press the red button .........</title>
<link>http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59593/Press_the_red_button__________.html?pid=1082072?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=xml&amp;utm_campaign=rss</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>moonhounder</dc:creator>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/moonhounder/blog/59593/Press_the_red_button__________.html?pid=1082072</guid>
<description>&lt;p&gt;......BBCi - showing KT Tunstall and the Hoosiers all day long.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sorry if this is considered advertising for the enemy, just thought some might like to see it at some point!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
</item></channel>
</rss>
