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And yet another one....sort of

mollycat — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 21:30:00 +0000

Three lads from Leeds, London and Liverpool were in a bar one afternoon when they noticed a bloke sat on his own in the corner. The Leeds lad remarked 'I know him from somewhere'. The London lad replied, 'yeah me too, but I cant place him.' They stared at him for another minute or two, then Leeds said "hey, I';ve got it, its Jesus!" and sure enough it was.

They decide to buy him a few drinks, which he gratefully accepts.

When he gets up to leave, he turns to Leeds lad and says "you have been so kind my friend, thank you" and shakes his hand. "Hey!" said the lad, "my bad back's cleared up! I've had a bad back for years! Thanks!"

Next, Jesus shakes the hand of the London lad. "Thank you for your kindness", he says. "Hey!" said the lad, "My toothache's clearedup! Thanks very much!"

But as Jesus turned to shake the hand of the Liverpudlian lad, the lad backs away and shouts "Get away from me, I'm on the disability!"

Be jealous, be very very jealous....

mollycat — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 14:59:00 +0000

I have a ticket to the England France game tomorrow at Twickenham. I'm not smug about it, oh no.

However, I think I'll be coming back sadder and wiser than when I arrived....

Go on, admit it....

mollycat — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 21:40:00 +0000

what's your favourite guilty pleasure? Pinching the boss's post-it notes? Hiding the good biscuits from the kids? Pretending you're the ansaphone when someone you don't like rings you? Mine is that I buy pressies for other people that I end up keeping! Poor soul usually ends up with a box of out of date chocs....