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<title>Support The Heathers</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#39;s a fantastic band called The Heathers (unsigned at the moment) who have entered a competition to support The Hoosiers in Majorca. It would be brilliant if they win so I just want to ask you all a favour...... please please please please can you visit www.sub.tv/music/theheathers and register yourself then vote for them to win. You will be sent an email to confirm your vote. Thats it.... even if you haven&amp;#39;t heard their music (and you should - just go to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.myspace.com/theheathersuk&quot;&gt;www.myspace.com/theheathersuk&lt;/a&gt; and have a listen) please vote for them anyway.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;ll love you all forever!!!!&amp;nbsp; Oh and send this to all your friends too so they get as many votes as possible - not asking for too much am I?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;x x x&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Mexicolas on the telly!!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:24:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l320/mandylou38/Misc/channelm.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;104&quot; height=&quot;95&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Mexicolas will be on Channel M tomorrow night at 10pm - if you have Sky its channel 203. So watch it or tape it...... or both!!!! It&amp;#39;s gonna be a live performance so will be awesome. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;If you want more info on Channel M go to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.channelm.co.uk/music/&quot;&gt;http://www.channelm.co.uk/music/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Enjoy!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Come Clean Tour dates flyer</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:43:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>Come on everybody....</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:56:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>Go to the Mexicolas page and Love them and become a Fan..... lets make it a nice rounded figure of 50.... only need one more fan to get it there!!!!&amp;nbsp; Honestly, you&amp;#39;ll love them I promise :o)</description>
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<title>A Touch of Gas</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:59:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;A little old lady goes to her doctor and explains, &amp;quot;I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn&amp;#39;t bother me too much. She goes on to say, &amp;ldquo;they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I&amp;#39;ve farted at least 20 times since I&amp;#39;ve been here in your office and you didn&amp;#39;t even notice that I did because they don&amp;#39;t smell and are silent.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;I see&amp;quot; says the doctor, &amp;quot;Take these pills and come back to see me next week.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;The next week the lady goes back. &amp;quot;Doctor,&amp;quot; she says, &amp;quot;I don&amp;#39;t know what you gave me, but now my farts -- although still silent &amp;ndash; stink terribly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;The doctor says, &amp;quot;Excellent, now that we&amp;#39;ve cleared up your sinuses, let&amp;#39;s work on your hearing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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<title>Artsfest 14th-16th September</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 17:08:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>Awwww....</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 17:55:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;I woke early one morning the earth lay cool and still. When suddenly a tiny bird perched on my window sill. He sang a song so lovely, so carefree and so gay. That slowly all my troubles began to slip away. He sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun. It seemed his very chirping brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers, crept slowly out of bed, and gently shut the window and crushed his f***ing head!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;m not really a morning person.....&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Joke of the Day</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:04:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>Paddy&amp;#39;s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, &amp;quot;Ma&amp;#39;am, you had twins..... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine now. However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, &amp;quot;Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he&amp;#39;s a clueless idiot&amp;quot;. Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, &amp;quot;Well, what&amp;#39;s my daughter&amp;#39;s name?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Denise,&amp;quot; says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved. &amp;quot;Wow, that&amp;#39;s a beautiful name.I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise.&amp;quot; Then she asks, &amp;quot;What&amp;#39;s the boy&amp;#39;s name?&amp;quot; &amp;quot; Dnephew&amp;quot;</description>
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<title>Joke</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 21:52:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>A girl is standing at the gates of heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain coming from inside. She askes St Peter what it is. He says &amp;quot;thats the sound of angels getting holes drilled into their backs for the wings and into their heads for the halos&amp;quot;. She says &amp;quot;I think I&amp;#39;d rather go to hell&amp;quot;. St Peter replies &amp;quot;in hell you will be raped and buggered&amp;quot;. She replies &amp;quot;Yeah but I already got holes for that!!&amp;quot;</description>
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<title>This is a plea....</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 17:03:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Channel 4 will be doing a new programme where unsigned bands and artists are given the chance to enter a house and compete for the main prize (I don&amp;#39;t know what this is though!!) Anyway, friends of mine, The Heathers, are in the running and need to be in the final 25 to get further.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So..... I&amp;#39;m asking all you lovely people out there to register on the MobileAct website then become fans of The Heathers...... then vote for them everyday till the 23rd August when the competition finishes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#39;s the website address: &lt;a href=&quot;http://80.12.202.22/bandMemberOpenMusicSpace.do?view=public&amp;amp;openmusicspaceId=1113&quot;&gt;http://80.12.202.22/bandMemberOpenMusicSpace.do?view=public&amp;amp;openmusicspaceId=1113&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks everyone!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Have you become a fan yet....?</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 16:30:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Come on all you lovely people..... visit the profile page of the Mexicolas and become a fan. They really are a fantastic band and are on the brink of something big. They have another tour approaching in September and will play at the Artsfest in Birmingham on 14th and 15th September.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Go on....... check them out - you won&amp;#39;t be disappointed!! For more music go to their MySpace profile &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.myspace.com/mexicolas&quot;&gt;www.myspace.com/mexicolas&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Shame video by the Mexicolas</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:47:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>Have a watch of the video for the Mexicolas current single, &amp;#39;Shame&amp;#39;. It&amp;#39;s fantastic and is even being played on Kerrang TV and Scuzz TV!</description>
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<title>Joke of the Day</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:49:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;A priest kept chickens at his village parish. One evening the cock went missing. At mass on Sunday the priest asked, &amp;quot;Who has a cock?&amp;quot; and all the men stood up. &amp;quot;No, I meant who has seen a cock?&amp;quot; so all the women stood up. &amp;quot;No, no, who has seen a cock that isn&amp;#39;t theirs?&amp;quot; and half the women stood up. &amp;quot;Oh for goodness sake, who&amp;#39;s seen my cock?&amp;quot; All the choir boys stood up!!!!&amp;nbsp; lol&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Joke of the Day</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:33:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Paddy and Mick go up in a small plane. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mick says to Paddy, &amp;quot;If we turn upside down do you think we&amp;#39;ll fall out?&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Paddy says, &amp;quot;Course not, we&amp;#39;ve been mates for years!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Haha!!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Joke</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:17:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;A Dad on his way home wants to buy his daughter a new Barbie doll. He stops at the toy store and noticed that there was a Shopping Barbie, a Beach Barbie and&amp;nbsp;a Disco Barbie which were all &amp;#xA3;19.95, but a Divorce Barbie was &amp;#xA3;265.95.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Why is this one more?&amp;quot; the man asked.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The salesman replied, &amp;quot;Thats because Divorce Barbie comes with Ken&amp;#39;s car, Ken&amp;#39;s boat, Ken&amp;#39;s house, Ken&amp;#39;s computer, Ken&amp;#39;s furniture and one of Ken&amp;#39;s effing friends!!!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;hahaha!!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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