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Happy St. Valenties

mags04711 — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 09:26:00 +0000

Wishing you all a very HAppy St. Valentines. Hope you got/got some lovley surprises.

Have a wonderful day everyone. xxxx

Happy Burns Day

mags04711 — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 10:32:00 +0000

A Very Happy Burns Day to my fellow Scots. Hope those of you who were lucky enough to attend any Burns Suppers, had a great time. I stupidly forgot to take a haggis back here with me, so this year I will have to go without.!!

Think! ye may buy the joys o'er dear:
Remember Tam o Shanter's mare.

Happy Burns Eve

mags04711 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:24:00 +0000

Wishing all my fellow Scots a Happy Burns Day for tomorrow. If you are attending a Burns Supper, have a great time

Address to a Haggis.

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o need,
While thro your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An cut you up wi ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!

Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive:
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
The auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
'Bethankit' hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi perfect sconner,
Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither'd rash,
His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit:
Thro bloody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll make it whissle;
An legs an arms, an heads will sned,
Like taps o thrissle.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!

Another Serious Virus Warning

mags04711 — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:18:00 +0000

Supposedly this has been checked out on Snope's website which confirms that this is a real threat. >

URGENT !!!
> http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/obamaspeech.asp

> Checked on snopes.com. IT'S REAL

> > SPREAD THE WORD TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.
> >
> > THERE IS AN EMAIL WITH SUBJECT LINE OBAMA ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FLOATING AROUND WITH A TROJAN HORSE ATTACHMENT. DO NOT OPEN FOR ANY REASON!!! DELETE IMMEDIATELY. THE TROJAN STEALS ALL PASSWORDS AND USER IDS!!!

Happy New Year

mags04711 — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:22:00 +0000

Hi all, Thanks to everyone who left me kind wishes for the past Festive Season, I had a great time in Scotland for Xmas and also a great time in Spain over New Year. Got back here to Turkey late last night so having a fairly easy day, catching up on emails etc.

Hope you all had a great time too

xxx

St. Andrews Day

mags04711 — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 09:35:00 +0000

Happy St. Andrews Day to my fellow Scots.

Happy Sunday to everyone.

Happy Ramazan

Mags

Whereabouts

mags04711 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:33:00 +0000

Can anyone tell me what has happened to our very own StevieBoy aka Ghostrider1 - I haven't seen him on here since months now.!!

thanks

Mags

Yeeeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mags04711 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 14:52:00 +0000

Yippeeeeeee,

Arsenal 2 Man U 1 - What a fantastic game.

Happy Birthday

mags04711 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:48:00 +0000

Happy Birthday Shanti.

Pop on over & wish her a fun-filled day http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/Blackcat69/

Have a super day Shanti xxx

Thank You

mags04711 — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 07:05:00 +0100

I would like to say a BIG Thank You to all og you who left me a Birthday Shout yesterday, it was very much appreciated. Thanks again. Have a great day xxx

Missing

mags04711 — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 08:07:00 +0100

Good Morning VIPers, I know that the Lovely Shadowmaker is unable to get access to a PC very often now so that explains his absense but where is the equally Lovely Kookycat, she has vanished off the side of the earth.!! Can anyone shed any light - Has Zippy kidnapped her, come on Al, please tell him to send her back to us. xx Have a great Monday folks xxx

Breaking News

mags04711 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:56:00 +0100

I am delighted to report that after the rain earlier, the sun has finally managed to break through the clouds and is now shining down on Kusadasi. lol

Newsflash !!!

mags04711 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:07:00 +0100

Hi there,

Just thought I would let you know that today the weather has taken another turn for the worst and we had RAIN.!!! Now it has stopped but still very dull and cold.!! - Might as well be back in UK ( NOT ) xx

Your Help is Needed for a VIP

mags04711 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:20:00 +0100

Good Afternoon VIPERS, could you please help a fellow viper, Malteseken needs your help if you have a facebook account, please go to his latest blog nad help him out.

Thanks, Have a great Monday xhttp://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/malteseken/

Carnation ,Milk Slogan

mags04711 — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:40:00 +0100

Carnation milk is best of all, No tits to pull, No hay to haul. No buckets to wash, No hay to pitch. Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch