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Hoori hoori hoori hay!!!

lexidona — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:27:17 +0100

Swords of a thousand men!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNJbJAjM5Ho

HOORI HOORI

HOORI HAY

OVER THE HILLS

WITH THE

SWORDS OF A THOUSAND MEN!

FROM AND FOR !

lexidona — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:06:59 +0100

AND THROUGH IT ALL SHE

OFFERS ME PROTECTION

A LOTTA LOVE AND

AFFECTION:

:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LkglQ5rSvI

THANK YOU .

ALL

07 07 07 AT 07;07AM

lexidona — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:03:54 +0100

07 07 07

AT 07:07 AM

WHERE ARE YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU?

WHO ARE YOU?

WHERE WHERE YOU ?

WHAT WHERE YOU?

WHO WHERE YOU?

07:07

LIGHT AND LOVE AND PEACE

THROUGHOUT THE HUMAN RACE

AND ANIMAL KINGDOM

AN IT HARM NONE

SO MOTE IT BE xxxxx

try again!

lexidona — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:00:43 +0100

Kiyas Jokes!

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Gonna try post the jokes that went missing last night and thanks for all the comments about that one !!

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An mp is visiting an old folks home and

remarks on one particular old girl

who looks real good for a 90 year old.

"Have you never been bed ridden?" he asks her.

"OOh yes,any times," she smiles "and

on the sofa too !"

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A woman is rushed into hospital and has a near

death experience. She meets God who tells her she

still has another 40 years to live and must go back.

So on recovery, she treats herself to a face

lift, tummy tuck, and a new hairdo

After leaving hospital she gets knocked down and

killed by an ambulance.

"So sorry," says God on her return to Heaven

"I didnt recognise you"!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

to get to the other SLIDE!!!!!

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Patient: "my wife thinks Im mad because I

like sausages."

Psychiatist; "I like sausages too!"

"Good ~ you can come and see my collection,

Ive got hundreds!!"

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A bald cat gets onto a bus and walks straight to the back.

"Hey,!" shouts the driver,

"wheres your fur?"!!!

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Ok somaybe now you know why they disappeared!!

Thanks to you all XXXX

Kiya and Lexie

where did it all go ????

lexidona — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:54:58 +0100

just spent the best part of ages typing in some jokes and then clicked add as you do .. but where are they ???????? aaaaaarrrrgggg

?????????

lexidona — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:52:38 +0100

Cheers VIP's

lexidona — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:03:26 +0100

Thanks to all of the caring VIP's out there who have

been sending their love, hugs and best wishes to

KIYA KK

He will be getting back to you all once he's up

and about again. In the mean time He has asked me

to say CHEERS to you all. xx

Also he has given me the task of sending

you all a message each which I am

rather slow at completeing !! so dont think we

have forgotten you if Ive not been to you yet!!

Im a female yes, but not as good at multi tasking

as I should be OK!!! LOL

Thanks ALL from me, LEXIE and all of our Family

its at times like these you realise

there are some Good People in this world after all!!

love and best wishes

I will let you all know how he's doing asap.

bye for now xx

GET WELL SOON KIYA

lexidona — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:38:59 +0100

Hello and Good Morning to All ,

I am the big SISTER of another VIP - KIYA KK, who isnt too well at the moment and has been admitted into Hospital awaiting further Tests.

I know he loves chatting here and I thought It would be good to let him know that he's really got people out there who care as well as his family.

So please send him some GET WELL SOON wishes either here or his shout box and I will be sure and copy them for him. I know he will be happy for them.

Oh and if you want to feel free to add him as friend, I know he wont mind, he is a good man .I will keep you informed.

THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME xxx Have a great day all,

THEY told me you had been to her!

lexidona — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 00:46:16 +0100

They told me you had been to her,

And mentioned me to him:

She gave me a good character,

But said I could not swim.!

He sent them word I had not gone

(We know it to be true):

If she should push the matter on,

What would become of you?

I gave her one ,they gave him two,

You gave us three or more;

They all returned from him to you,

Though they were mine before!

If I or she should chance to be

Involved in this affair ,

He trusts to you to set them free,

Exactly as we were.

My notion was that you had been

(Before she had this fit)

An obstacle that all had seen

Him, Yourselves and It!

Dont let him know she liked them best

For this must ever be

A secret, kept fromall the rest,

Between yourself and me !

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Just a quickie !!!

lexidona — Thu, 03 May 2007 14:27:19 +0100

Hiya VIP'S

Another beautiful day blooms over Liverpool and my Garden looks wild as ever!!

So before I go + dance with nature (HA! Duel more like it, and guess who's winning!), Here's some of those jokes that were as bad first time around!

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What are Men's two most favourite pastimes?

their left hand and their right hand!!

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Whats the difference between obesity and Viagra?

Obesity gives you a dicky heart ........

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A small man is at a bar when a big thug walksin. As the thug gets to the bar he hits the little fella ,who falls to the floor. The bully says "Thats a karate chop from Korea"

The little fella gets back on his stool and drinks his beer.

Later, the bully hits the small guy again,"Thats a judo chop from Japan" he sneer's.

The little guy has had enough and leaves. He comes back later and see's the thug still at the bar. He walks over and smacks him on the head, knocking him out. He says to the barman; "When he wakes up,mate,tell him that was a crowbar from Halfords!!"

---------------------------------------------------------------------Ayoung woman and her boyfriend are parked in a crowded lovers lane savouring the summers evening. "Isn't it a lovely night?"the girl coo's, "Just listen to the sound of those crickets"

"They're not crickets," her fella replies"They're zip's!!"

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Well if thats my break, then Ive had it!! so bye bye for now and may your gardens all grow as lush and abundantly as mine!! Now where's that tractor hiding??!!.. LIGHT AND LOVE XX

Nazareth

lexidona — Wed, 02 May 2007 12:04:42 +0100

just the song on a sunny day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icnfiU-4kaI

Love this loads:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jdv5BR8Kw8

and turn up this loud and watch the goose pimples (well gets me every time!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5Ou3w4kVgc

A quick break!

lexidona — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 18:48:19 +0100

Just having a quick break before going back out to tackle the jungle that used to be a Garden !! The weather is lovely today in Liverpool, but who knows how long thats likely to last!

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A few jokes anyway: A bloke walks into a pub & asks the landlady for a double entendre:

So she gives him one !!!!

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Two blokes go to the pub for their lunch. One of them calls the waitress over and asks her for a quickie. Not surprisingly she slaps his face and storms off. Then his mate says to him ;"Its pronounced 'quiche'!!"

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Bloke says:"Tonight Im going to make you the happiest woman in the world"

Woman says " I'll miss you!"

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Why are gingerbread men the best men of all?

They're cute,sweet and if they give you any lip you can bite their heads off!

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Why are blokes like clouds?

Eventually they bugger off and it's a really nice day!

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SORRY fella's !! Not anti-man really but perhaps my friend who told me them is at the moment !!!

Tatar for now xxxxx Love and Light xx

A disgusting joke that was on my daughters Phone!!!

lexidona — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 19:46:09 +0100

OMG!!!!! Still not know if should shout at her or just let it go - laughed out loud when I read it and she tried to look suitable shocked and puzzled !!!!!! ha! she was a bit worried,ready and waiting with the usual "Its not my fault...."

Anyway here goes it : A man donated some blood to save his girlfriends life after she had an operation.

Two months later though, they had a huge row and she said "thats it! we are finished, its over 4 good"

The man wasnt going to let her get away that easily and shouts "Good , but I want back my blood, who wants you to live anyway "

" You Evil bastard ",she shouts throwing a used t*m**x!....... at him , "Ill pay you back monthly" !!

OMG ??? yuck !

Daughter just 13, !! Sent from New Friend ....? suggestions ?

Flippen Eck!

lexidona — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:19:21 +0100

Yet again I logged on determined to answer all you lovely people and now the time has come to go do some chores and Ive done it again -or rather Not done !

I just end up hopping from one blog to another and tryna follow shouts and ..... !! Flipen Eck! done it again !

So SORRY to everyone Ive not managed to get back too yet xx Lovin the laughs and want to kiss better all the hurts xx withLight and Love xx

U ARE A SWEETIE !

lexidona — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:16:38 +0100

U are a SWEETIE .....so wot kind of sweetie are you??

HOW do you taste?? (Haa)

And tell us Why ...or leave it to the imagination..! !!

OK .me to start ... I think Id be a( Big) bag of REVELS! ...different flavours, not too expensive !! and I have just finished this bag so I must taste of them !!?? ok over to U!!!