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jono1 — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:35:57 +0100

any new female vip's who need showing around.......lol,i read in the paper this morning about a dwarf who got his wallet stolen by a pickpocket.makes you wonder how people can stoop so low ? well i have enjoyed seeing of my old friends,and believe me they are old.lol,but please dont be shy,i have to get my harem back up and running,just ask anne...she's a madam.lol,...take care and see you as soon as you find my page.xxxxx jono

YARNNNNNNNNNNNNN AFTERNOON

jono1 — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:03:30 +0100

((STRETCHING))...OH have i missed anything,i fell asleep...had a dream i got kissed by a frog,smelled like a biker((((stevieboy))).lol,well your probely wondering where i went,well so do i,but i know i 've missed my friends on here,((well some of them)).i decided to to have a break((misses caught me))...but now i think its time to show face((meaning i ain't got no mates on the other sites))..so what have i missed while i was away......what do you mean ..NOTHING...weathers shite out there,went the shop this morning to get some bread,pishing down it was,good job i had a umbrella(the old lady i took it off wasnt to happy))..anyway got home made tea and toast,had no butter,so put lard on it...mmmmm ..yummy...then it occured to me ,why dont i pop on and see if any of my old friends on virgin are still alive,and guess what...ITS DEAD IN HERE...LOL, i hear janet didds is the the new voice of the speaking clock,((at the first stroke it will be time to say hello to anne,at the secound stroke it will be time to say hello to lisa. etc etc lol,joking janet.lol)...my brother stuart is going round britain on behalf of charity,the police are trying to catch him cause charity is only 15...lol,.well i think i will go see if anyone has risen from the dead....so see yer ,wouldnt want to be yer.lolxx

VIRGIN RADIO FANTASY FOOTBALL

jono1 — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:36:24 +0100

hi gang,looking for people who love the wonderful game to come join my virgin radio fantasy football league.its easy and fun,especially when the womenget involved.my team number to join the league is 781,if you need any help here's your chance to chat that certain person up,take care and look forward to kicking arse this year. jono

virgin fantasy football

jono1 — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:24:50 +0100

come join my league. 781 :bring back jono1

thanks jono xx

BANG BANG

jono1 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:24:13 +0100

BANG BANG THE MIGHTY FALL.........wink wink

hi friends,hope you are well,xxxxxxxxx

hello

jono1 — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:54:10 +0100

hope you are all well,look forward to coming back soon,prison was ok,they never beat me up much......oche.........but me backsides killing.......lo...(joking)...played gleneagles a week or so ago,got two birdies and a par,the par wanted to know what i was doing with is daughters in a sandpit...........pms(steve will explain)......bunker...................my pussy as been ill this week(no its not the clap)..........cost me £400..at the vets...........cheaper going to a pro.....(joke there somewhere)............well folks hope to see you soon,enjoy whatever you are doing......love you al.................jono.xx

AFTERNOON

jono1 — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:07:15 +0100

good afternoon,hello my lovely friends old and very new(stargazer).....lol.....hope you forgive my absence,only i have been busy at the mo,just ask anne...lol,but i promise i'll make the effort to come on more,hope you all had a good day,thanks for your shouts and false birthday wishes,not till feb(put it in your calender janet...lol)....my new avater is cool...better than that ugly sod who was up there ...lol(thanks for that anne)...its not my fault,my mum farted as i was coming out,,,,,,,,broke the speed record for a delivery......no wonder my head looks flat...well i'll shut up now....talksoon.take care and all that......xxxx jono

HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jono1 — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:31:38 +0100

GOOD AFTERNOON FRIENDS AND VIPS.........DO YOU LIKE MY NEW AVATAR,,,HOW COOL IS IT.....

GREETINGS VIPS

jono1 — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:45:45 +0100

good morning all you pop pickers.and today i'm going to be............happy....lol,no really its a sad day when you make up and find out you been living with a dog for 20 years,all them hairs...i told her to shave...joking.....got some good news yesterday(this will piss stevieboy right off) i have been selected to play with three other's in a four man team representing the coop ,playing at gleneagles all exspences paid......yeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.so if any of you live by ,just let me know,you can pretend to be my partner,(no steve your not getting dressed up again your face was too rough)...lol....hope i find you all well and happy,it must be getting bad here,even sezzmo's joined me on facebook...lol,and very welcome she is....ok i'll shut up now...just excited(i'm that excited i forgot how to spell excited..lol)........anyone fancy coming to say hello to the madlad......I'M WAITING...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

GOOD AFTERNOON

jono1 — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:59:17 +0100

hello mad people in virgin land,good to see you all,just popped on to say hello to all my lovely friends,

can i take this chance to thank thirdlewis for all the work he has put into this site,he's a good person(bit of a slag..lol)but he try's to make this site fun,he is leaving us for a while ,hopefully not to long,anyway thanks john,hope to see you again soon mate.

ITS A MADWORLD

jono1 — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:41:00 +0100

what a lovely day for going up to the golf course and hitting balls at straying pensioners.....

what a good day for telling that shy person you love them....and then say your only kiddiong

what a good day for telling friends you had sex with there partner

what a good day for putting all your foriegn coins into the beggers cup

what a good day for pretending you had a orgasm

what a good day for telling that stray motorist the wrong directions

what a good day to go shopping with your partner for wallpaper

what a good day to tell your partner your pregnant and its not his

what a good day to make friends with your worst enemy ..and then say you were only joking.

GREETINGS FRIENDS

jono1 — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:58:03 +0100

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.. so smile and be happy cause tomorrow you might not be here...pms.....firstly ,can i say welcome back stevieboy.(rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)(rrrrrrrrrrrrr)..on my way with me scooter mate,as for the poor dog i hit with the golf ball,its ok...the woman thought had a heart attack and died from shouting.........(joke)....please be gentle with me as i think i'm suffering from lack of company,i might run away again...if there's any vip's up for trouble i.e picking on me or my mates............i'm back and i'm ready.....aint we steve....lol.......littlemiss i still love you....(personal message) tinkerbell...your grounded for being a little bug.....well i'm not mentioning the whole site,would be here all day,plus by the time you have read this i'll prob of gone anyway..lol..................your faithfully,truthfully.always, jono.x

MORNING GREETINGS

jono1 — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:58:27 +0100

hello fellow vips and friends,just like to wish you all a very good morning,the kettles on,the toast is on the grill.....and so i sit here pondering my next move.its a lovely fine day out there,(dont know about you..lol)...played golf yesterday,it was good untill i hit this lady's dog,started shouting and swearing at me,i said "dont swear at me i'm a catholic,and you should be grateful you were holding the dog when i hit it....well thats me toaste popped,so i'll say see you soon .have a lovely day your friend jono.xx

MONDAY MONDAY

jono1 — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:56:35 +0100

monday"monday" so good to me.......very good morning virgin's ,what better way to start the day with a smile,a hig,and a kiss,so as i have negleted you for so long i'm sending you all my best wishes for the day,and what better way to start the day than a wee joke to send you on your way:

a prositute in a taxi going home one night relises she has no money

so she lift's her skirt ,revealing no pants and say's to the taxi driver" can i pay you with this"

to which the taxi driver reply's " you got anything smaller.

ok,its a bit smut for this time of the morning,but hey.....who gives a shit anyway..pms.....hope to be around a bit more,so leave me a shout and i'll try reply.or i'll get my secretary to do it...(are you there anne) lol................take care everyone,and have a good day................ jonox

VIP FRIENDS

jono1 — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:43:38 +0100

i never thought i'd miss you" half as much as i do"

and i never thought i'd feel this way"the way i feel about you"

i'v got to be near you"everynight,everyday"

i wouldnt be happy any other way"

it must be love,love love"

hope your enjoying your weekend,hope to see you soon jono x