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<title>hello</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 16:29:53 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>hello lovely people....hope you are all well,havent been on for about 10 days and it feels a bit weird....hehe.....has anyone any gossip....lol....been busy cos we got a wii and&amp;nbsp; i think i am addicted....ached all over at first but now i think im steffi graf(was gonna say martina navaratalova but didnt think i could spell it).....it is good fun ,but had to sacrifice time on computer......life is full of choices...hehe......anyway&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; HELLO AGAIN .....xxxx....</description>
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<title>night all</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:17:26 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>nighty night,folks i&amp;#39;m hitting the hay(ssssoooooooooooo)tired)hehe....hope you all have a good wednesday lu jellybean...xxx...</description>
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<title>hello</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:58:07 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>hi all....just a wee hello before i take my daughter to girls brigade (theres always something)hehe, hope you are all well,and hopefully i will catch you later when kids are in bed....luv jellybean...xxx...</description>
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<title>nighty night</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:35:33 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>night all.....have a good tomorrow,whatever it brings...lol...((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))) to you all....xxxx...</description>
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<title>an important announcement</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:50:44 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>clever duck!</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:41:05 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>signs gone mad!!</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:38:11 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>sexist washing label</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:35:13 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>cheeky hubby</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:24:11 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife &amp;ldquo;Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!&amp;rdquo; His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn&amp;rsquo;t let such a comment go unrewarded.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. &amp;ldquo;What the Hell is this?&amp;rdquo; he said to himself as a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. &amp;lsquo;April,&amp;rsquo; he hollered into the bathroom, &amp;ldquo;Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;She replied with a snicker, &amp;ldquo;It&amp;rsquo;s not talcum powder honey&amp;hellip; it&amp;rsquo;s Miracle Grow!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>hello</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 17:46:10 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>hope you are all good...havent been on for a few days ,so it will be nice to talk to ANYBODY...hehe...luv jellybean...</description>
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<title>good night all...</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:43:26 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>off to bed....very tired tonight....happy thursday to everybody...xxx...xxx....xxx....xxx</description>
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<title>good evening</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:45:06 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>hello people,how are we all today...?i am KNACKERED!!!!!but now for some peace...kids are bathed and in bed ,so now its just me and a banoffee pie....yeah(hubby watchin footie AGAIN)....hehe...xxx....luv jellybean....</description>
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<title>night all!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:39:07 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>nighty night my jelly babies...hehe....hope you all have a good tomorrow....xxx....</description>
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<title>good evening</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:36:23 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;good evening campers,are we all happy?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;smile,it can&amp;#39;t be THAT bad....hehe ...x...x...x...x..&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>good night</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 21:52:44 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>i&amp;#39;m off to bed now....very tired....good night and thanks for the chat....xxxx....</description>
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