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Hamilton the true legend

jakman441 — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 13:46:00 +0100

Well it seems that we now at long last have another true sportsman to look up to. This is of course the 22 year old rookie who has won 2 grand prix and counting. I just hope to god that neither of these things happen to him

1) his luck runs out just as we get to the British Grand Prix and all hopes of a british winner are destroyed

2) Alonso gets jealous and attacks him

although we mustnt forget out other magnificent british driver (no not Jensen), Anthony Davidson. he may have no points yet but he is still coming near 10th in a super aguri.

a last final salute to Sebastian Vettel, the 19 year old test driver who took eighth.

Exams!!!!!!!

jakman441 — Mon, 14 May 2007 13:12:00 +0100

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

it seems that the gcses are finally here, (well tomorrow theyre here), and i may well be screwed for a few of them, but now i'm off to study something

bye

Yay, a blonde joke

jakman441 — Wed, 09 May 2007 19:16:00 +0100

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back

blonde joke

jakman441 — Sat, 05 May 2007 21:12:00 +0100

A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

Were Finally Safe!!!!

jakman441 — Sat, 05 May 2007 20:02:00 +0100

Well it seems that we have just about secured premiership football next season with our Magnificent win over Liverpool. I had the added bonus of being in the players lounge, but the match was amazing, and im looking forward to more of the same next year

giving a shout out to all those who's clubs have survived or been promoted

Champions League!!!

jakman441 — Thu, 03 May 2007 13:25:00 +0100

well it seems that its now a repeat of 2005....but in athens instead of Istanbul. I think that Liverpool can win, but Milan wont be beaten easily. unfortunately, even though I'd love to go to the match, even though I'm not a Liverpool fan, I have exams that day.

I have however got tickets to England Vs. Brazil - which would be better with Owen, but, who knows????

I think that I may just have to live with the fact that Fulham may never win the European Cup

exam support thank yous

jakman441 — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:46:00 +0100

thanks everyone for the support. i was told i did well - although they always tell you that - but Ive now got 2 weeks till most of them start, and ive got to be studying like ive never studied before......and going on here of course

good luck to everyone with exams on the way, and as words of comfort for people doing GCSEs, theyre so easy now its ridiculous

Exams....already??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

jakman441 — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:01:00 +0100

ive got my spanish oral tomorrow...first. o well, ive learnt all there is to learn for it ( I say that but im sure i could have done so much more).

wish me luck, or at least just hope for me that im not going towards my doom....

complete randomness!!!!

jakman441 — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:59:00 +0100

i feel like writing a random blog as im now leaving this wonderful place until tomorrow. i leave behind 2 messages..........GO ST GEORGE!!!!

and.......

GO FULHAM!!!!!

St Georges Day

jakman441 — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:24:00 +0100

Today we have a day devoted to some magnificent bloke who managed to kill a dragon. And this makes him instantly better than all of the other home nations saints (argue with me if you want, but look inside you and ask whos cooler, george or patrick??). Therefore I will call out to all of us from this glorious nation as we say.....

Go St. George!!!

and then give us our bank holiday!!!!

Fulham FC

jakman441 — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:39:00 +0100

Im now off to the fulham - blackburn game. If we dont win this were probably goin down. please pray for us

WOW!!!!!!!!

jakman441 — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:36:00 +0100

Ive been away for bloody ages. this is because i was away from a computer, then i found one with rubbish internet, then i couldnt get on because i forgot my password and my email wouldnt load, and then i was studying.

but.........

the important thing is, with all of the excuses out of the way, IM BACK, just like take that, but with a bigger bang (probably not but does it really matter?)

so ive managed to spend my time studying, then wakeboarding, then studying some more, then wakeboarding.... etc.

anyway im bored of typing now so BYEBYE

and GO FULHAM

HELLO!!!!!!!

jakman441 — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 22:13:00 +0100

Well I havn't done anything for ages on this site, 4 days to be exact, so I've decided to write a random blog. I've now finished school, just in time for our crap performance against Israel. Please agree with me here that Steve McClaren is the worst coach ever to walk this earth and should be sacked immediately before we go and do something horrific like beat Andorra 2-1. Anyway. I'm now bored, so I'm going to listen to the geoff show some more.

ByeBye.......

French, again

jakman441 — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:52:00 +0000

Thank god its over. she showed up and I ummmed and errrrrred and je me suis, o crap thats wrong-ed my way through all 15 painful minutes of it.

thanks for the support everyone, and I've just realised that I am now a ROCK GOD. WOOOOOOO

French

jakman441 — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:17:00 +0000

AAAAAAAAAHH, I've got my french speaking today for my GCSEs. Help me someone.

Although, It may not happen because my teacher HASNT SHOWED UP TODAY!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!