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<title>The Blonde and her hard task.</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 18:58:30 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;br /&gt;A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, &amp;quot;Please come over here&lt;br /&gt;and help me.&lt;br /&gt;I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can&amp;#39;t figure out how to&lt;br /&gt;get started.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her boyfriend asks, &amp;quot;What is it supposed to be when it&amp;#39;s&lt;br /&gt;finished?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The blonde says, &amp;quot;According to the picture on the box, it&amp;#39;s a&lt;br /&gt;rooster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.&lt;br /&gt;She lets him in and shows him where she has the&lt;br /&gt;puzzle spread all over the table.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,&lt;br /&gt;then turns to her and says &amp;quot;First of all, no matter what we do, we&amp;#39;re not going to be&lt;br /&gt;able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He takes her hand and says, &amp;quot;Second, I want you to relax.&lt;br /&gt;Let&amp;#39;s have a nice cup of tea, and then ..&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Let&amp;#39;s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.&amp;quot;</description>
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<title>The Who</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 00:41:49 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Thanks to the station as one of the lucky winners getting to see The Who its going to be a rocking night. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anyone else going?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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