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A Tuesday Night funny.....

georgiapeach — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 20:50:50 +0000

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "John, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain
stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

Good Night all

georgiapeach — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:05:02 +0000

Just wanted to say good night to you all, and I will see you all tomorrow, same place same time! ;)

Just a quick song for you...

georgiapeach — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:30:58 +0000

A little REM to occupy our time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcrYLwl9GwE

It's another Monday....

georgiapeach — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:19:41 +0000

Just wanted to say good morning/afternoon to you all! Hope you all had a great weekend!

Friday funny....

georgiapeach — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:36:37 +0100

A little old lady has always wanted to join a local biker club, so one day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded Silent Skull lone biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep...drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"Nope ... but I've been swung around by my nibbles a few times."