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getting excited ...

gbpdem — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:03:51 +0100

heaven

gbpdem — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:09:16 +0100

A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word he made contact, "Mina ... Mina. "

"Is that you, Gene?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, and I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud of me - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Gene you surely must be in Heaven!"

"Not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."

Have a good Wednesday everyone !

monday blues .. still feeling a little drunk ?

gbpdem — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:11:36 +0100

Some optical fun ! Focus on the cross in the middle ... and watch the pink dots disappear ! If pic too small goto url here :http://www.vegasociety.com/brain/image003.gif

gbpdem — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:19:58 +0100

Thank You All !

gbpdem — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:28:24 +0100

Hi there

Thank all you lovely people for the congratulatory messages.

Woke up this morning and feeling a tad sorry for myself as it is a holiday here today and I am in the office working since 7.45 am ...

Had a nice surprise when I logged in and saw all the profile shouts and it has certainly made my day a whole lot better already!

You guys are amazing ! Thanks again and hope you are having a good time whereever you are as well !

Regards,

unfortunate number plate ? ... what's the worst you have seen ?

gbpdem — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:20:46 +0100

I left home too soon ... check out this story

gbpdem — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:50:55 +0100

ROME (Reuters) - A Sicilian mother took away her 61-year-old son's house keys, cut off his allowance and hauled him to the police station because he stayed out late.

Tired of her son's misbehavior, the retiree in the central Sicilian city of Caltagirone turned to the police to "convince this blockhead" to behave properly, La Sicilia, one of Sicily's leading newspapers, reported on Thursday.

The son responded by saying his mother did not give him a big enough weekly allowance and did not know how to cook.

"My son does not respect me, he doesn't tell me where he's going in the evenings and returns home late," the woman was quoted as saying. "He is never happy with the food I make and always complains. This can't go on."

Police helped the squabbling duo make up and the two returned home together, with the son's house keys and daily allowance restored.

Most Italian men still live at home late into their 30s, enjoying their "mamma's" cooking, washing and ironing.

work out

gbpdem — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:50:21 +0100

Hell

gbpdem — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:49:56 +0100

On his death and his arrival in hell, the devil is showing his newest arrival around and tells him he will have a choice of rooms in which to pass away the time in hell. The first room the devil take him in to is boiling hot, with flames lapping the walls and engulfing the floor and the people in there look none too happy.

He passes on this room and they move on to the next room. Inside it is freezing cold, icicles hang from the ceiling and the people inside have all turned blue with cold.

The guy passes on this room too, and is starting to feel a little concerned about his fate. However, on entering the next room he sees dozens of people sitting at tables sipping cups of tea. The only downside is that there is knee deep shit on the floor. The man considers this for a moment, turns to the devil and says "It's a bit smelly, but I think I can bear standing in shit for eternity."

The devil smiles, shows him to a seat and disappears.

The man takes a seat, sips his tea and breathes a sigh of relief.......until the devil walks back in and says "Okay everyone, tea break's over, BACK ON YOUR HEADS"

Another angled shot

gbpdem — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:09:49 +0100

Nice shot !

gbpdem — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:20:11 +0100

happy Monday everyone

gbpdem — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:44:24 +0100

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
return, her Father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a
prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this Catholic family."

"OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million
savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And
for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition
convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country
club....(takes a breath).... and an invitation for ye all to spend
New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Dad! Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said
a 'Protestant'. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!"

How many do you see ?

gbpdem — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:53:13 +0100

Joke : new driving licence

gbpdem — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:27:23 +0100

A young boy had just got his driver's licence and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son. 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your
hair cut and we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been
studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you didn't get your hair cut.'

The young man paused a moment then said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the
Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus
had long hair.

To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'

A gentle reminder ...

gbpdem — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 15:58:09 +0100