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marathon running

emmakarsten — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:00:20 +0000

I have recently started training for a marathon which is lots of fun but have found it really hard to get a suitable pair of tracksuit bottoms because i have really long legs - i'm just under 6ft tall - does anyone have any ideas?

Does anyone know if alanis is going to have any new songs?

emmakarsten — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:45:35 +0000

global warming?

emmakarsten — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 16:39:04 +0000

Am I the only one who is incredibly confused about the weather at the moment? Its a bit wierd going out with sunglasses and an umbrella - is this the effect of global warming?

grr so angry

emmakarsten — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 00:00:11 +0100

sadly i have been away for ages and haven't been using the internet until today when i came back to discover that i had hardly any kudos left at all - i'm just a rookie again

oh well, back to the starting block i go...

A Serious Medical Condition

emmakarsten — Sun, 27 May 2007 15:07:31 +0100

Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating.

"Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Royal Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly with semen. If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell up and he might die"

"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical condition existed."

On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening here?"

The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

Another bank holiday weekend!

emmakarsten — Fri, 25 May 2007 19:15:59 +0100

God I LOVE may!

have a great time everyone x

AWFUL EXAM

emmakarsten — Thu, 24 May 2007 15:34:19 +0100

Just had an absolutely terrible exam but hopefully i will scrape through - i don't want to come back in august to resit

Anyone else having a less-than-fun work time?

The Killers - good video

emmakarsten — Sat, 12 May 2007 14:20:20 +0100

Watch: Read My Mind by The Killers

Aerosmith ROCK!

emmakarsten — Fri, 11 May 2007 16:13:26 +0100

awesome aerosmith video

emmakarsten — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:48:32 +0100

Watch: Love In An Elevator by Aerosmith