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(75 views)Big Mistake!!
Good Morning all my darlings!!! Did'nt sleep so good so got up for a cuppa and thought I would start your Friday off earlier with a funny, Stayed up watching a film I already have on DVD!!, How many of you do that?!! and, why do we do that??!! lol, Going to try and do a bit of the garden today, in between coming on here so feel free to yell at me!,;
A man was suffering with very bad terrible headches. Finally, he could take no more and went to the doctor who gave him a thorough examination. "Well, I am not sure exactly what's causing the problem, but I do know a cure" he said. "You will have to be castrated".
The man was , needless to say ,horrified and said he would prefer to suffer the headaches. However, as time went by, they got worse and worse and he went back to the surgery. "Ok, " he said "I can't stand it any longer, I will have the operation" And so....... he was castrated.
Afterwards, the man was very depressed and his doctor told him, "I recommend you start a new life, fresh start and everything, go and enjoy yourself." Taking this advice, the man decided to start with some new clothes. The Salesman said "Let's start with the Suit, - looks like you take a 38 Regular. "That's right " said the man, "How did you guess?" "Well, I have been in this business for 20 years" said the Salesman, "I do have a very good eye for sizing a man up" Next for the shirt..."Hmmm, I would say a 15 - Long" said the Salsman ," Right again" said the man, very impressed. "Now for the underpants - I would say a size 36".
"Now there you are wrong" said the man, "I take a 34, I have worn 34's for years" The Salesman looked at him, " No, I would say you are a 36 if ever I have seen one" The man was getting a bit annoyed, "I ought to know" he said "I really do take a 34".
"Well, if you insist", said the Salesman, "But they are going to pinch your balls and give you terrible headaches"
Have a wonderful Friday, love you all, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Comments
kookycat said:Hehehe liked that one......have a great day ellie xx and weekend xx
8 August 2008 8:33am
angelofnorth said:hiya Elaine, oh dear sweetie, that joke is like one of 'our' Phils, have a lovely day, the weather up here is not at all gardening weather :) xox
8 August 2008 8:48am
annelockhart_msn.com said:Good morning Elaine.good one .lol.you take it easy today.love & hugs to you.xxxx
8 August 2008 9:28am
KELVIN11 said:Hi Els forgot to read it this morning but have now Do like this one hehehe
8 August 2008 12:41pm
Emerson said:Hello Els! Good funny! Have fun in the garden today! Take Care and have an awesome weekend! Hugs xxxxx
8 August 2008 1:41pm
daringtexan said:Horrible and funny! Tailors sometimes know best! Hope your garden looks fab and you have a great weekend!
8 August 2008 2:13pm
lrenom said:great joke! lol
8 August 2008 2:17pm
irene2 said:I've heard a very similar joke,before!! Yes,that was a very funny one,Ellie!!XX.
8 August 2008 10:49pm
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