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<title>Radiohead</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:58:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;I dont care if it hurts&lt;br /&gt;I want to have control&lt;br /&gt;I want a perfect body&lt;br /&gt;I want a perfect soul&lt;br /&gt;I want you to notice&lt;br /&gt;When Im not around&lt;br /&gt;Youre so fuckin special&lt;br /&gt;I wish I was special&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;But Im a creep, Im a weirdo.&lt;br /&gt;What the hell am I doing here? &lt;br /&gt;I dont belong here.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Man this song makes me fill great how about you?&amp;nbsp; Do you wish to be special some times????&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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<title>Very  &quot;Lost In Translation&quot; :))))</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 23:40:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;In a Bangkok temple: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cocktail lounge, Norway: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doctors office, Rome: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dry cleaners, Bangkok: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a Nairobi restaurant: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On an Athi River highway: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;&amp;Tau;his is the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi. TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a poster at Kencom: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ?  IF SO, WE CAN HELP.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a City restaurant: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a cemetery: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;Tau;okyo hotel&amp;#39;s rules and regulations: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a Tokyo bar: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hotel, Yugoslavia: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hotel, Japan: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A sign posted in Germany&amp;#39;s Black Forest: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hotel, Zurich: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a Swiss mountain inn: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;SPECIAL TODAY -- NO ICE-CREAM.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A laundry in Rome: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tokyo hotel&amp;#39;s rules and regulations:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviors in bed.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In a Leipzig lift:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hotel elevator, Belgrade:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. &amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sign in men&amp;#39;s toilet in Japan:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;To stop leak turn knob to the right. &amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tailor shop, Rhodes:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Order your summers suit. Because is big rush, we will execute customers in strict rotation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In the window on a Swedish furrier:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.&amp;quot; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Stop. Drive sideways. &amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;On the door of a Moscow hotel room:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. &amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; At a Budapest zoo:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Please do not feed the animals. If you have any&lt;br /&gt;suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hotel, Acapulco:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;The manager has personally passed all the water&lt;br /&gt;served here. &amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:  &lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;English well talking. &lt;br /&gt;Here speeching American. &amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Cooles and heates: If you want just condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself. &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Dolores O'riordan new album</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:29:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>I&amp;#39;ve listen all songs from the album and I think that the songs are great (It was expected) So everybody who are fans of The Cranberries should have this thing it&amp;#39;s excellent.</description>
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<title>Exelent night</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:45:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>Skunk Anansie - Hedonism(just because you feel good), James - Sometimes, Deep Purple - Child in time, were just some of the songs that were played tonight and make my weekend great. How was your weekend (hope great too and not to drank).</description>
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<title>The Beloved - Sweet Harmony</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>Last night I was listening this song (great video :-) ) and she turns me back in past with great memories. What is your song from the past&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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<title>Therapy fav song</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>A Moment Of Clarity is one of my top 50 favourite songs at all. What is your favourite song from Therapy?</description>
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<title>Life without Mobile phone</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>I can&amp;#39;t be without mobile not a single minute. I don&amp;#39;t know how did I live when I didn&amp;#39;t have it :) How about you?</description>
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<title>Need the Artist name..</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 17:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>I need the Artist name of the song, but I don't know even the song name but goes like this: 
&quot;Stop killing time, killing time Perfect sense is a crime&quot; 
This are words from one great song but I can;t find it on any Lyrics, so if someone could tell me how sing this song I'll be very happy</description>
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<title>Depeche Mode</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 14:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>I'm big fan of Depeche Mode and I want to hear things for them that only people how love them knows it. So talk free for everything about Depeche Mode.</description>
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