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(189 views)Bad behaviour on a train
A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh
shrimp, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them
out of the window.
After he had gobbled a few of them down a woman opposite him
said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to
watch."
"Listen, love," He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you,
I've paid my fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well
want on this train." He carried on ripping off the shells,
throwing them out of the window and eating the shrimp. Finally
he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep.
The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear
while he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her
knitting needles.
After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you
stop that noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?"
"It's got nothing to do with you," replies the woman, "I've
paid my fare and I'll do what I want on this train."
At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of
the window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train
alarm cord.
The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined
$200 for that!"
To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years after
the police smell your fingers."
Tags: Bad Company
Comments
gbpdem said:haha funny !
10 August 2007 4:01am
stewieross said:not bad at all
10 August 2007 4:29pm
Vermilion said:My mind is coming to the dirtiest possible conclusion... for once I'm hoping it's the joke and not just my mind...right? ;-)
10 August 2007 4:56pm
Unsubscribed VIP said:teehee love it
10 August 2007 5:20pm
MIKAFAN1996 said:LOL! I have a simular (but not so dirty) version of this joke on my page. Please view when youve got time.
10 August 2007 7:41pm
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