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Bruce Springsteen Austin Texas April 5 2009 at Frank Irwin Center.

chaystud — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:29:00 +0100

My valentines dedication song.. Love Stinks by the J Giels Band.

chaystud — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 01:02:00 +0000

was Love Stinks by the J. Giels Band. I posted the link on youtube but i guess UK peeps can't see it. Sorry about that.

A song Dedication for valentines Day.

chaystud — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:50:00 +0000

Happy VD everyone and here is a special I have chosen just for today http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GluCM_ggMvw

The Killers, Feb 3, 2009 Frank Irwin Center, Austin Texas

chaystud — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:18:00 +0000

Hard to tell with crappy cell phone camera but this is the Killers

Ouch

chaystud — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:03:00 +0000

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it was tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed it s pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing, he belted out a yell and then he passed out.......when he woke up, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.'

Happy New Year everyone.

chaystud — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:35:00 +0000

Well I"m back home in Texas. I made it back without any police entanglements :).

I hope everyones new year is off to a good start, I know I have not mucked it up yet...but give me time.

While on hols and out of town working i've only been onlne once or twice, and have not had time to respond to any blogs or shouts. I dont have the time to give everyone an individual shout, so I apologize for that but i've decided to wipe my slate clean and start the year anew. hmmmm there might be a pun in there somewhere

Here is wising everyone a wonderful 2009.

Merry Christmas Everyone,

chaystud — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:51:00 +0000

I'm at my Mothers house in Florida, After 26 hours of driving and a scrape with the law, that involved 3 cops, a frisking and a search of my car, and 3 days later I still have no idea what I did wrong. I have since learned there is a difference between frisky and frisked. Had I been feeling friskey when I got frisked the cops might have found my love gun. Althought its not a dangerous weapons I sure wouldn want an accidental.... well thats a story for another time.

So I hope everyone has a merry Christmas .

Hope everyone has a Verry merry Christmas

chaystud — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:45:00 +0000

I'll be hitting the road sometime tommorrow. After I get my new car from the Dealer. I prob wont be online till after Christmas so I hope for all the best for everyone this Christmas and an even better new year.

Lynn aka Daringtexan, My plans changed so suddenly again, that I didnt get a chance to call yoou for lunch. I"m sure there will be another time in SA when you come to visit or when I go to Houston which I'm sure to.

Danny

For DaringTexan

chaystud — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:39:00 +0000

I saw on the news you had snow in Houston last night. I know your not used to snow in Houston so a bit of advice.

You might think the Yellow snow looks a bit like a frozen Margarita, but DO NOT i repeat DO NOT EAT THE YELLOW SNOW.

For those who might be interested

chaystud — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:34:00 +0000

Some misc photos of me http://www.flickr.com/photos/9561611@N07/

I invented a joke for Thanksgiving!!!

chaystud — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:41:00 +0000

What did the turkey say to the Pilgrim on thanksgiving day.

WOOF WOOF!!!!

get it the turkey was pretending to be a dog to not get eaten.

Motherhubbard need our help.

chaystud — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:59:00 +0000

Motherhubbard cannot remember anything for her night out this past weekend.

Maybe we can make up a few details to help her remember since there are no photos available.

So lets have it, what happened that Motherhubbard can't remember.

The Vettes, Jacks Patio, Nov 8 2008 San Antonio Texas

chaystud — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:41:00 +0000

The Vettes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2td3C1vQ34

Girls really do have cooties

chaystud — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:21:00 +0000

According to this study, the girlie hands have more bacteria then do guys, so that can only mean that girls really do have cooties

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081104/ap_on_sc/sci_dirty_hands

Girls really do have cooties

chaystud — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:05:00 +0000

According to this study, the girlie hands have more bacteria then do guys, so that can only mean that girls really do have cooties

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081104/ap_on_sc/sci_dirty_hands