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i bet you didnt no this part 2

burnsey678 — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:30:49 +0100

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep
tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

i bet you never new this

burnsey678 — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:24:36 +0100

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb ".

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

>The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone

>Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury .

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

>The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

>Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer

Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All invented by women..

bar joke

burnsey678 — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:08:41 +0100

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

more blonde jokes

burnsey678 — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:16:07 +0100

A blonde goes into a nearby store

and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes,

so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time,

she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Artic monkeys vs fall out boy

burnsey678 — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:03:10 +0100

hello me and a few of my mates are having what has turned into a very heated debate about who is actually better as we have seen both in concert??

we need your help to decide

so what do you think people much love x