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Oral Sex.......

bigmouth — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:46:28 +0000

........is an anagram of Axel Rose

Max Kudos

bigmouth — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:47:22 +0100

Who is Max Kudos ?

Quiz

bigmouth — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:03:29 +0100

According to the bible what was the nameof Adams first wife ?

Fish

bigmouth — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:00:49 +0100

There r only two things that smell of fish ..............and one of them is fish

Oedipus Wrecks

bigmouth — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:37:42 +0100

A teenager walks into his parents bedroom and finds them having sex. The father looks over his shoulder, laughs and tells him to get out. Twenty minutes later the father walks into the teenagers bedroom to look for him, only to find him having sex with his grandmother. On looking up and seeing the horrified look on his fathers the teenager says " Not so f***ing funny when its your mom is it ?"

record

bigmouth — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:48:30 +0100

The first record i ever bought was "bits and pieces" by The Dave Clarke Five

ooooooooh

bigmouth — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:21:46 +0100

ooooh i've maxed my kudos for today and been given a rising star award !!!!!!!!!!

new words

bigmouth — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:09:11 +0100

Foreploy :- any lie told for the purpose of getting laid

Reintarnation :-coming back to life as a hillbilly

Sarchasm :- the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

Decafalon :- the gruelling event of getting through the day taking in only things that are good for you.

Glibido :- all talk no action

Ignoranus :- a person who is both stupid and an asshole

Apple

bigmouth — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:40:37 +0100

Apple have today announced plans to develop a chip that stores music files and is to be placed in breast implants. This should solve the complaint from women that men are forever staring at their breasts but never listening to them.

because

bigmouth — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:12:33 +0100

and while we r on the subject :- Q. Why do dogs lick their balls. A. Because they can !!!!!!!

balls

bigmouth — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:01:04 +0100

A man walks into a pub and sees a dog in the corner licking it's balls. The man says to the bartender " I wish I could do that." The bartender replies " buy him a packet of crisps and he'll probably let u ".............(give it a sec)

PMT

bigmouth — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:52:49 +0100

why does it take two women with PMT to change a light bulb....................

IT JUST DOES !

icon

bigmouth — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:27:38 +0100

where's my red star desktop icon gone ??

is anybody bothered

bigmouth — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:47:55 +0100

well I don't like it

is anybody bothered

bigmouth — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:33:24 +0100

The new owners of VR are changing the name. Why ? Does anyone out there have an opinion?