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Can you think of a funny caption for this picture of St Bob Geldof. Here's my effort:
"I wanted their feckin' money and all I got was this feckin' chocolate bar!"
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Ello Mates, anyone tell me ef i wun the keith richards look alike contest?
What F is this? I said crack not chocolate!
"Its CHOCOLATE??????? Thank the Lord, I thought it was soap!"
Black or white?..
Now how the f**k is that meant to feed all them poor children in Africa, you dumbassed G8 people!
Can anyone tell me what that says? I haven't slept for about twenty years and my eyes are a little blurry...
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