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boring

alexormerod — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 22:20:22 +0000

is it me or are virgin playing alot of a few artists like scouting for girls, amy winehouse and newton foulkner??? i like none of these artists and they are boring me as whenever i turn the radio on 1 of them plays. please stop repeating them virgin

V and VIP of the DAy

alexormerod — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 13:09:09 +0100

Thanks to all who said well done about being VIP of the day. I wont have time to say thanks to all but this is to every1 who left a shout.

Now V. I got there at the END of day 1. I missed the ENTIRE DAY. I was meant to get there at 12pm after getting the plane from america nd then train. But there were 3 3 hour delays so i missed all of day 1 and got there at 2am sunday :( i was really pissed off. But sunday seemed to make up for it and it rocked. Especially the fratellis, kasabian and killers

once again thanks

Holiday and V

alexormerod — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 19:27:32 +0100

well im off on holiday to america for 2 weeks for some sun lol sould b gd fun. then when i get back i go straight to V fest lol can u think of a better 2 and 1/2 weeks lol so who else is going to V?

c u when i get bck peace xx

QUESTIONNAIRE: Are you Emile Heskey?

alexormerod — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:09:53 +0100

Take this test to see whether you are indeed Liverpool and England lump Emile Heskey or infact a half-decent player who actually produces the goods that your position requires... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. You are through on goal with only the keeper and a defender left to beat. The last defender is only 5'3" and seven stone. What happens next?

a) You round him easily and take the keeper on one-to-one, then calmly chip the ball over his head into the empty net.

b) Take the defender on for speed and skin him, then round the keeper and walk the ball confidently into the goal.

c) The defender accidentally blows on you as he gets within three yards...and you fall over, flat on your great big fat hairy ar5e. Then it's both arms up and face pulled in the hope that the referee will give you the most unlikely penalty ever awarded. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2. Would you describe yourself as a prolific goalscorer?

a) Yes.

b) No, but you have scored more than your fair share in your career.

c) Would you f*ck. If you're a prolific goalscorer then Mandy Smith's a beached whale. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 3. You are walking down the street one day when a bird sh1ts on you from overhead. How do you react to this?

a) Smile and see the funny side of it.

b) Wipe it off gingerly and look to the skies in disgust.

c) Fall over on the spot as though you've just been snipered through the head with a hunting rifle. Then roll over and demand that the bird be sent off. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 4. How quickly can you run the 100 metres?

a) Very quickly, with a best time of 10.3 seconds.

b) Quite fast, though you can only manage it in just over 11 seconds.

c) "Run"? What the f*ck is that? You mean waddle along like a big fat sack of sh1t on a skateboard....? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 5. During a match, a high ball is crossed to you in the penalty area. How do you head the ball?

a) With extreme power and accuracy.

b) Quite powerfully and with some degree of accuracy, though heading has never been your strongest point.

c) With your ar5e...because you've been upended again by some three-foot dwarf defender from West Brom. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 6. A long ball is played up to you from defence. It's a fair distance ahead of you, so what do you do?

a) Get your head down and set off at full pace, reaching it just before it goes out of play for a goal-kick.

b) Try to make it to the ball, because the cause is never lost. It's always worth making the effort. c) Nothing. Just stand there like a great big fat soft-ar5ed tw*t. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 7. During a match you are involved in a bruising challenge with a smaller player from the opposition. Which of these is the most likely outcome? a) The player bounces off your huge frame and knocks himself out, has to leave the field and is out through injury for several weeks. b) The opposing player is slightly shaken, though not badly hurt, and from then on he makes sure he doesn't do it again.

c) You are incongruously bounced fifty feet in the air and land in Row Z, where you suffer a broken face, three dislocated teeth, etc. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 8. Your nickname at your former club was "Bruno". Why was this?

a) Because Bruno is such a macho sounding name and goes with your hulking appearance.

b) Because your aggressive approach reminds you of the old St Bernard dog off the St Bruno adverts - big, strong, relentless and tough as old boots.

c) Because of the boxer, Frank Bruno, and the fact that he was useless tw*t who kept falling flat on his ar5e for no reason as well. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 9. What has been the biggest effect since your transfer to Liverpool?

a) The higher profile and the greater expectations of the fans.

b) Just the fact that you are playing for one of most famous clubs in history.

c) Earthquakes in the Merseyside area have increased by 3,000% because of your great big fat ar5e hitting the deck so many times. Much more of it and they'll be pulling the stands down due to foundation damage. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ANSWERS:

Mainly a: You're not Emile Heskey.

Mainly b: Neither are you. Mainly c: Well done, you are Emile Heskey and you're f*cking crap.

Music Facts

alexormerod — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:46:39 +0100

To win a gold disc, an album needs to sell 100,000 copies in Britain, and 500,000 in the United States.

About one-third of recorded CDs are pirated.

Elvis was an avid gun collector. His collection of 40 weapons included M-16s and a Thompson submachine gun.

The Beatles holds the top spot of album sales in the US (106 million), followed by Garth Brooks second (92 million), Led Zeppelin (83 million), Elvis Presley (77 million), and the Eagles (65 million). Worldwide The Beatles sold more than 1 billion records.

U2 was originally known as Feedback.

The top selling singles of all time are Elton John's "Candle in the Wind ‘97", at 33 million, Bing Crosby's "White Christmas", 30 million, and Bill Haley's "Rock Around the Clock", 25 million.

Monaco's national orchestra is bigger then it's army

As of 2005, Queen albums have spent a total of 1,422 weeks or 27 years on the UK album charts, more time then any other musical act including The Beatles and Elvis Presley

Muse

alexormerod — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:38:04 +0100

Muse last night were so good its not true. Rodrigo y Gabriela were amazing on guitar to start. The Dirty Pretty things were disappointing for me but the streets were better then i thought they would be.

When made their entrance i was right next to them and they went straight into Knights Of Cydonia. They played such a good set and the massive screen with all the effects was amazing. Also when he got everyone to hold up their phones look super.

I have to say i enjoyed Stockholm Syndrome the most but everything was gd. What song you like the best or what you thought of the day if you went??

pirates of the caribbean

alexormerod — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:03:14 +0100

What is your favourite part of the new one?? i love the bit when jack sparrow is in that prison cell on the Flying Dutchman and one of him comes out of the ships wall. it goes nobody move ive lost my brain. that was the funniest bit of the film lol. wat do you think was the best bit? and did you like it??

Bye for now

alexormerod — Mon, 28 May 2007 14:43:09 +0100

I will not be on here for quite a while as i havemy GCSE's now. I have 14 left and cant wait to end them. So bye to all you VIP's untill June 15th as i will be revising and in exams but i will be back. Alex

FA CUP

alexormerod — Sun, 20 May 2007 18:24:00 +0100

Who agrees that was one of the worst games this season? lets hope the champions league is better. IF you went to the FA Cup was it a gd experience?

FA Cup

alexormerod — Thu, 17 May 2007 14:27:43 +0100

Whos going to win?? im saying Man Utd 2-1 but will be close. did anyone get tickets to go??? if you did it is going to be one good event as the first FA Cup Final at the new wembely.

New Wembley

alexormerod — Mon, 14 May 2007 19:33:05 +0100

I went there yesterday and it was amazing. It was big and looked amazing. The only bad thing was that it was £1 for a packet of crisps and they didnt close the roof even though it was raining. Also it was about £4 for a hotdog and £3.80 for a box of minstels. For those who care Truro City won 3-1 over AFC Totten

New Wembley Stadium

alexormerod — Fri, 11 May 2007 12:20:44 +0100

I am going there on Sunday to see The FA Carlsberg Trophy Final between Truro City FC - AFC Totton. I dont know who they are but it was £5 and we are in row 5!!!

Hangman 2

alexormerod — Wed, 09 May 2007 20:49:28 +0100

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Ruddy Hell

alexormerod — Wed, 09 May 2007 19:07:50 +0100

Has anyone else seen The Edge and Bono on Ruddy hell its paul and harry show?? i think it is so funny and the whole show is. does anyone else agree??

Made it..

alexormerod — Tue, 08 May 2007 16:55:56 +0100

... to the top 10 VIP's :) Now for VIP for the Day and number 1 or i hope