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So easily done, isn't it? Saying 'left' when you mean 'right', 'up' when you mean 'down', and 'I DO' when you mean 'Are you crazy?' - ah, we dance across the minefield, and sometimes we misstep!

Shame about the IQ, it was your mind I was interested in...

Ah, it was nice, I've arranged for another session. I can't really afford it, but nothing else works - the money I've spent on deep heat, etc., you'd wouldn't believe. As an entirely incidental aside, I'd add that it's the first time in years that a woman has laid hands on me, so that was OK,

Oh, not bad at all - pretty slow, though. Finally paid for a massage to try & unclench my shoulders, and am now quite mellow. Just wanted to drop in, see who's about, you know.. How about you? Lacking in wisdom, mmm?

Hey, girl - what's this about you fitting some guy's hand in your mouth? What are you trying to prove?

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Hi Lisa, how are things today. i am so looking forward to my trip to Uk on friday yipeeeee xxx

Hi Lisa, Hope you Tuesday is terrrrrrriffic. Mine was TTFN, Pete XOX

Morning Lisa, have a wonderful day xxx

presumably had no need for a drip then? Heard of no part-drunken folk attending any A&Es this weekend. In fact, scrub that - that's all people ever come in for on a saturday, that and football hooligans! Hope you survived the weekend though!