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(136 views)Sex in the dark :D
Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... And saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... A vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent b*st*rd," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy...you explain the kids!"
Comments
jono1 said:brilliant...lol
22 February 2008 11:16am
markhohenberg said:That
is
hilarious!!!! good one!
22 February 2008 11:39am
Neil7 said:lmao! good one :)
22 February 2008 11:43am
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