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Tae A Fart

Oh wit a sleekit horrible beastie,

lurks in yer belly efter a feastie,

nae maiter wit u dae,

abdys gona hiv ti pay,

even if u try ti stifle,

its lyk a bullet oot a rifle,

hawd ur bum tight ti th chair,

to try n stop the leakin air,

shimmy yersel fae cheek ti cheek n pray ti god it disnae reek,

oot it cums lyk a clap o thunder.

Ricochets aroon th room,

          michty me a sonic boom!

God al michty it fairly reeks,

          ah hope i huvnae shit my breeks!