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Hey Hey it's Bluejax Birthday!!!!

TennantBabe — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:07:00 +0000

Well as it is now officially the 24th of January may I be one of the first to wish our dear VIP friend Bluejax a wonderful Birthday!!!!!!

Have a great day Twinny!!!! XXXXXXXXX

Go on pop by her page and leave her a Birthday wish you know you want to!!!!!

http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/bluejax/

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!

TennantBabe — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:35:00 +0000

WISHING ABSOLUTE RADIO AND ALL YOU LOVELY VIP FRIENDS OUT THERE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A FANTASTIC 2009!!!!!

HOPE YOU GET ALL YOU WISH FOR!!!!

MEGA LOVE AND HUGS TO YOU ALL!!! XXXXXXXXXX

GET WELL SOON DAVID!!!!!

TennantBabe — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:00:00 +0000

I don't know if you have heard but poor David has gone and done himself a mischief and landed up in hospital!!!

He had a prolapsed disc and was told much to his disappointment by his Doctor that he wasn't to perform!!! So his role as Hamlet in the West End is currently being played by his understudy Edward Bennett. He will probably not return to the role until the New Year!!

David is currently in Hospital recovering from back surgery he had on Thursday.

I know he listens to Absolute Radio as he was listening to Christian this Morning via the Web cast and Text in a request for The Proclaimers Letter to America.

So I thought why not send him a get well soon message from us Absolute VIPs to wish him a speedy recovery!!!!

SO JUST IN CASE YOU ARE READING THIS IN YOUR HOSPITAL BED!!! GET WELL SOON!!!! XXXXXXXXXX

And just in case the web cast didn't get back online in time as apparently it went down just as Christian was about to play it!!! LOL .........http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=d-OzdiaJZkw

WOW !!!! I'M ON THE HAT!!!!!!

TennantBabe — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:33:00 +0000

Thank you so much NUFC1892 for being such a Top Cat to have bestowed me with such an honour!!!

I am truly purring with delight and so chuffed I could burst!!!!

Love you too Hun XXXX

Hope everyone has a Great Day!!!!!

Friday Night Funny!!!

TennantBabe — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:57:00 +0000

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat

The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'

The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'

RESIMAY!!!

TennantBabe — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:23:00 +0100

Too hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting....

I think I am good on the phone and I do no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I offen get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat jou want to pay me and what you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely.

Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
BRYAN nickname Beefy

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is pickture of me

Employer's response:....

Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan ,

It's OK, we got SPELL CHECK!!!

See you Monday.

For Taz!!!!

TennantBabe — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:31:00 +0100

well I copy and pasted this one !!!! Don't know What your computer is doing!!!!!

Questions That Have Confused Mankind!!!!

TennantBabe — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:56:00 +0100

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

GUESS THE VIP!!!!! - The Reveal!!!

TennantBabe — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:03:00 +0100

Well Over the last couple of days I have been asking you who you think this Young Lady is...

Thank you so much for the great response... It has been great to read all the varied comments and Guesses!!!

Now it is time to reveal the Identity of the Mystery Lady!!!!!

It Is.........................................................................

Lovely Sarah!!!!!! AKA TWIXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/twixie/

Well Done Ellie for Guessing Correctly!!!!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

GUESS THE VIP!!!!

TennantBabe — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:29:00 +0100

Well, Good Afternoon Everyone!!!

Just a quick reminder that I will be posting the Identity of our Latest Mystery VIP at approximately 4pm (UK Time) this afternoon....

Anyone who hasn't had a guess, or those wanting to have a few more guesses, please feel free to do so by following the link below!!!!

http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/TennantBabe/blog/90158/GUESS_THE_VIP_____.html

Catch you later!!! And thanks for the great response so far!!!!

Love and Hugs XXXXXXXXX

GUESS THE VIP!!!!

TennantBabe — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:27:00 +0100

Well Good evening Everyone !!!

Hope you all have had a Fantastic Day!!!! Just a quick fly by before I disappear beneath the Humongous pile of Ironing I brought home with me today!!!

Anyone who hasn't had a guess on the Latest installment of Guess The VIP please follow the link below!!! The Guesses so far have been Great!!!

Remember the reveal is on Wednesday Afternoon at around 4pm (UK Time)

Happy guessing Guys and Loads of Love and Big Big Hugs to you all!!! XXXXXXXXXXXX

http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/vip/profile/TennantBabe/blog/90158/GUESS_THE_VIP_____/page1.html

GUESS THE VIP!!!!!

TennantBabe — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:53:00 +0100

After a rather long hiatus it has returned for a second installment!!!!......

Now this young lady hasn't been on here much recently, but be sure she is missing you all!!!!

Now if you have met this young lady on your travels please do not spoil the surprise by blurting out her identity!!!! CHEERS!!!!

Now who do you think it could be?

HAPPY GUESSING GUYS!!!!!

The identity will be revealed on Wednesday at about 4pm(UK time).............

Nose Picking Dictionary!!!!

TennantBabe — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:22:00 +0100

The Kiddie Pick
When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick
When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

Fake Nose Scratch
When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

Making A Meal Out Of It
You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

Surprise Pickings
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

Autopick
The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking.

Pick Your Brains
Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

Pick And Save
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

Pick And Roll
No explanation needed.

Pick And Flick
Ditto.

Pick And Stick
You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

Paydirt
The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.

You are a Child of the 80's If.......

TennantBabe — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:52:00 +0100

*You know what a "burnout" is.
*You owned/operated a 'Trapper Keeper'
*You know what "Psych" means.
*Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot.
*You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".
*You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
*You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack".
*You know who Tina Yothers is.
*You wanted to be a Goonie.
*You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got in trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.
*You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab
*You know who Max Headroom is.
*You even wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.
*You could breakdance, or wish you could.
*You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
*You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
*Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
*You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
*You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget'
*You wanted to be on Star Search.
*You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
*You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did.
*You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
*You HAD to have your MTV
*You remember when Kramer was on a show called 'Friday's'
*You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".
*You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name".
*You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
*You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
*You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
*You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".
*You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
*You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system
*You own(ed) any 'cassette singles'
*You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
*You remember And/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut. Or any other stupid collection they came out with.
*Poltergeist freaked you out.
*You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
*You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
*You know what a Doozer is.
*You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.
*You ever had a Swatch Watch.
*You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
*You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
*You know what a "Whammee" is..
If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a "Child of the 80's".

Insanity!!!!!!

TennantBabe — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:18:00 +0100

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity!

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your email address is: Xena_Warrior_Princess@companyname.com or Elvis_the_King@companyname.com

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophet Jimmy."

Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

Don't use any punctuation.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.

Send email to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in stall 3."

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies.

Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.

Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do."

Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Every time you see a broom yell, "Honey, your mother is here!"