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Signs you are suffering from Computer Rage!!!!

9> Tech support has designated you “Public Enemy #1.”

8> The “QWERTY” pattern embedded in your fist.

7> You like to use steel-toed Doc Martins to “boot” your computer.

6> You’ve shot more screens than Elvis.

5> Only two more punches on your “Frequent Monitor Buyer’s Card” and you get the next one free!

4> When you play CounterStrike, you use real bullets.

3> Let’s just say that storing your keyboard *there* is probably going to void the warranty, not to mention make you walk funny.

2> You go through more mice than your neighbor who collects anacondas.

and the Number 1 Sign You Suffer From Computer Rage…

1> You know exactly when your computer’s going to crash… about four seconds after you push it out the window.
TennantBabe - 16 February 2008 8:44pm

Comments

Mazzymagik said:
PMSL
16 February 2008 11:20pm

london_dyke said:
ha ha sounds like me at work lol xx
17 February 2008 4:09pm

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