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Two Old Maids!!!!

There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!"

 Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you."

10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys... 11 o'clock...12 o'clock...

Finally about quarter past 1 the front door flys open. In runs Gladys... straight to the bathroom.

 Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys??"

No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself.

 "What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty.

 "Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!!"

TennantBabe - 22 January 2008 9:08pm

Comments

adyeli said:
OMG! LOL!
22 January 2008 9:13pm

london_dyke said:
ha ha ha ha babe thats soooooooooo funny had me laughin out loud xx
22 January 2008 9:19pm

white_van_man said:
lmfao brilliant
22 January 2008 9:43pm

musket129 said:
PMSL, great one hun
22 January 2008 10:33pm

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