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(68 views)Do You Have Dildos????
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee ho
wwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
Comments
Dart100 said:lmao hahah :D xxx Your Rude Tb :D xx
17 January 2008 9:13pm
toe2 said:lmao oh my god lol great one hunie i have added u because that man is fit oh yeah xxxx
17 January 2008 9:14pm
dtezza said:lol
17 January 2008 9:43pm
nufc1892 said:Typical woman. "We don't need instructions. We know everything. "
17 January 2008 9:44pm
_Bigalmac said:lol @ nufc
17 January 2008 10:16pm
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