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Flower Power.

Evening peeps,

Just wanna say a quick hello. After I signed off on Friday arvo I headed off for some much needed refreshment at one (or 5) of my local establishments. As the evenings entertainments drew to a close flatmate and I began to discuss travel arrangements back to the manor. We stepped outside into the somewhat crisp night air realising that this would have to be sooner rather than later as our attire was not fit for the 3 mile drunken walk home. We stumbled (literally!) upon a minibus full of local gendarme and flatmate and I convinced them that we would require safe carriage home forthwith. It wasn't too difficult as I was wearing an excuse of a top which made my amples look like two snuggled up kittens in cashmir and flatmate was doning her 'I can see you're toight by your pants' trousers that left little to the imagination. They were very accommodating and my faith in the service was restored almost immediately. Upon our arrival to our destination we were greeted by our inquisitive nieghbours getting their window dress in spasms rather indiscreetly; And as I approached our front door attempting the' what are you looking at I'm completely sober' dance, I did an ever so graceful front flip into the flowerbeds. (Full marks from the Poles downstairs) Needless to say, I did not come up smelling of roses and I'm sure my routine will be the topic of choice in the constable canteen.

Oh well, here's to next weekend!

Luvs ya!

Tacomagirl xxx

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