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New Kudos Sound FX Requests

Sgtpepperpolitics — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:54:42 +0100

Hello from across the pond! So, I like the Tinkerbell like noise when you get the kudos. Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot, here's dumb idea for a kudos shot.

Like, if you get kudos for a shout, maybe a schreech from like Alfred Hitchcock

VIP of The Day - Birthday, by The, uhhh, I forgot whom.

Blog Kudos - Theme from Jaws.

So if you have any ideas for a new sound effect that will never happen, listen for the bell! :)

Have a great week all.

Blackbird - George Carlin R.I.P.

Sgtpepperpolitics — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:03:01 +0100

George Carlin passed away yesterday. A true American iconic comedian.

A sad day. If you are curious to read his famous, "Seven Dirty Words" from The United States Supreme Court Opinion Appendix, his arrest sheets, and some good humour with The Beatles mixed in (somehow), please visit and comment with whatever language you please to describe how The U.K. feels about what Carlin called, "The Bush War."

http://sgtpepperpolitics.blogspot.com/

I MET THE WALRUS

Sgtpepperpolitics — Sat, 31 May 2008 06:05:11 +0100

If you've never seen the Oscar nominated short film "I Met The Walrus," I encourage everyone in the U.K. to please come and watch. I don't ask fo much. But this is "For John."

http://sgtpepperpolitics.blogspot.com/2008/05/glass-onion.html

My Favourite Beatles Song And Why:

Sgtpepperpolitics — Mon, 26 May 2008 22:06:03 +0100

Something.

My first love. We danced to it. It is not as early as I thought about this answer, but it is an honest one.

To be further honest with you folks, after finding out she fucked the whole local pub, I'm not sure it is anymore. Can someone ruin a song for you?

Anyways, Happy Memorial Day. An American holiday with meaning for all. Everyone should remember our soldiers throughout history (though, ummmm, you might want to forget that one starting around 1776). Seriously, even from stupid wars, like the one my country is involved in, you can learn things and hopefully, progress, and never, ever, forget the people who are hurt. On all sides.

If you get tired, click on the blogspot and listen to the tunes at Sgt. Pepper Politics in my profile. Or write.

What shall my new tune be now, must go earlier in time....

Favouirite Beatles tune and Why?

Sgtpepperpolitics — Sun, 25 May 2008 01:23:50 +0100

I'm not going to reveal mine. It's an earlier number though. Curious. Helllllllllllooooooooooo England.

An American Werewolf In London II - Revenge Of The Boris

Sgtpepperpolitics — Tue, 13 May 2008 06:04:51 +0100

Actually, I love saying I told you so. Good night. Really. Caught in a love tryst with a sheep named Michelle, England tends to look away from this mere political speedbump and are clearly more interested in a speedhump.

Rumour in America is he had an affaiir with a soft coated mammal named Michelle.

BORIS MAKES OUR RACE LOOK SANE.

GO BORIS GO!!! An American Werewolf in London

Sgtpepperpolitics — Fri, 02 May 2008 05:29:59 +0100

Albeit late (this space time contiuum I can't get). Sgt. PepperPolitics endorses......BORIS! Check blogspot for a probable time warped article.

How Can The U.K. Not Know The "Filthiest Joke Ever Told?"

Sgtpepperpolitics — Thu, 01 May 2008 02:04:06 +0100

So a family walks into a talent agent's office...

That's as far as I'll go. Ultimate has requested I post the joke. Here a million versions of it. I will be kicked off the site if I post my version.

WARNING: DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH THE DISNEY FILM, "THE ARISTOCATS." GET THE KIDS OUT OF THE ROOM AND VISIT:

The Aristocrats Database and rent the documentary of go to Youtube.

What's with Boris and A sheep named Michelle?

Sgtpepperpolitics — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:48:10 +0100

Sheesh. And I thought our political landscape was bizarre. Is this true about the mayor? A sheep? AND HER NAME WAS MICHELLE?

Jon Stewart and Political Indecision 2008 Salute Sgt!

Sgtpepperpolitics — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:12:13 +0100

This was really cool. During the election last night, I was blogging on The Daily Show's Blog

Go to the mark 11:11: I caused a bit of mockery over this dainty looking boxer with gloves in an intimidating purple outfit seen during Clinton's Victory speech. The comments are a riot. Enjoy. Good morning. Good Morning.

The Hump Day Movement

Sgtpepperpolitics — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:07:22 +0100

I've got some news. Wednesday is not, "Hump Day." I mean, if it were, we'd all be smiling and humping and getting laid. Talk about blue balls and a misnomer. I move the British Parliament and the U.S. Congress to officially use the literal interpretation of "Hump Day."

Paid political advertisement by Sgt. PepperPolitics Committee on Humping.

Clinton And Obama Pitch Sgt. PepperPolitics!

Sgtpepperpolitics — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:39:39 +0100

Revolution and Helter Skelter indeed. Check out blogspot for the smoking guns. http://sgtpepperpolitics.blogspot.com/
Every song has a meaning. Every song has its time.

Revolution and Helter Skelter

Sgtpepperpolitics — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:35:32 +0100

The battle for Pennsylvania. Haven't we had a tiff over this place before? History repeats itself through music.

Reprise

Sgtpepperpolitics — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:24:56 +0100

http://sgtpepperpolitics.blogspot.com/

What in the wide, wide, world of Liverpools is a goin' on here? A tongue twisting, tangential, taste of a tale savored in a most unusual porridge. Here at the Political Pepper factory, we attempt to prove The Theory. American and global politics can be explained by virtually every Beatles song ever recorded. Who is The Walrus? Why is Clinton So Heavy? Who is The Fool on The Hill?

Visit The Star Wars Cantina where The Beatles Play 24/7, Eight Days A Week.

What One Learns From Penetrating A Virgin In The U.K.

Sgtpepperpolitics — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:46:44 +0100

The intent: To launch an American blog in the U.K and see how the music world reacted to American politics.

Would they demonize us boys from The Staes? Perhaps put the blog's balls in a vice. No. Y'all are good folk

So, we've learned these Virgins don't cry after penetration. No. They send huggs, x's and o's, naked photos of sheep, and all kinds of cotton candy compared to the crap American Virgins give us

Do many comment on the blogspot? Nahh. But many have looked and on a serious note (of d flat) we hope you've had fun listening to the music and reading our ramblings. Speaking of which. Time to go.

Thanks England. We'll talk football later.