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Some Q & A Jokes

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.?????
  A. A cherry float.

 Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
 A. Beat IT -  we're closed.

 Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
 A. To find a tight seal.

 Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
 A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

 Q. Why is Popeye's johnson so soft and smooth?
 A. He keeps it in Olive Oyl.

 Q. What's the difference between Simba and OJ Simpson?
 A. One is an African lion and the other is a lion African!

 Q. What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?
 A. Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Q: Why can't you smoke weed in Iraq?
A: Because there is no piece in the middle east!

 Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
 A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

 Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
 A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

 Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
 A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

 Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
 A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Quofan1 - 18 February 2008 5:15pm

Comments

mags04711 said:
Hi there Quofan, lol xxx
18 February 2008 5:26pm

Rachel_Rooney said:
Hehe, made me smile :P x
18 February 2008 5:28pm

lrenom said:
lololololWILLLLLLLLLLLLLLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
18 February 2008 5:37pm

Gemini-Jade said:
Hahahaha!!!!!!
18 February 2008 6:18pm

honeygirl said:
yehh:) cool ones xxxx xxxx
18 February 2008 6:33pm

_HeatherJ said:
HA HA HA HA HA Cheered me up before I went home... thanks honey!!!
18 February 2008 6:43pm

suecblue said:
Oh Willie - good few there!! Here's one for you ... If you choke a Smurf, what colour does he turn? hehe xx
19 February 2008 11:08am

adyeli said:
He he he!
19 February 2008 6:06pm

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