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What Do You Do All Day? *

Muttamagic — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:25:38 +0100

Good Morning Lovely Abs VIPS! I hope you are all well on this sunny morning in London! I was sent this email this morning and do you know - ' I couldn't have said it better myself !!'

For all those beautiful Domestic Goddesses out there - please read on ! and for all those 'partners who go out to work' - I think you might learn something!!! - (just kidding with you all !! but this really tickled me!!) ;-)

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding In to the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

She again smiled and answered,

'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'

'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

Priceless!!!

VIP order

Muttamagic — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:26:29 +0100

Hi Guys and Gals, You used to be able to see the list of either the top 400 or the top 100 VIPS? does that no longer exist?

Can you find out where you are in the grand scheme of things? all I can find is a wall showing 100 avtars of the hour I think?

Sorry I had been away from here for a few months and its all changed!

(Its very easy to confuse me!!)

Sal.xx

Cuckoo clock

Muttamagic — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:37:52 +0100

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos MIDNIGHT! The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem annoyed in the least. Phew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Decisions decisions

Muttamagic — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:02:02 +0100

Hi All, I've just popped in to have a little natter before I go and make the kids tea.

How is everyone today?

The trouble is I have no idea what to make for tea!!!! I am completely devoid of inspiration today!!

Any suggestions?

Sal.xx

A very emotional day.....

Muttamagic — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:41:23 +0100

My son started in Juniors today and it was my daughters very first day at school!!!

Both looked gorgeous in their new uniforms and shiny new shoes!

Its what being a parent is all about!!!!

Sal.xx

The new name!?

Muttamagic — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:40:59 +0100

Hi All, I am very sorry I haven't been around I have no excuse except house moving and the so-called summer etc etc - yes I am pants.......

But hey what does everyone think about the new name?

Why the change?

Who likes it?

Who doesn't?

I am not one of these people who doesn't like change I'm all for it but it will kind of feel like the end of an era! the name Virgin is just so famous and I cannot see where the new name A------- fits in ? I am sure it will grow on me and I guess there will be a new logo too? but I have to confess I will miss the current one.

Muttxx

Evening

Muttamagic — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:43:04 +0000

Hello lovely VIPS and how are we all this evening?

I haven't been able to go to the gym or anything this week as my hubby has been away so I am feeling like a sloth at the moment, but one good thing happened today- my house sale is back on !

AND I managed to get a Wii!!! I can't wait for it to arrive!!

So what was the hilight of everyones day today?

Love n hugs,

Sal.xxx

Evening!

Muttamagic — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:40:13 +0000

good Morning Lovely VIPS

Muttamagic — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:53:01 +0000

Now c'mon

All together now

WE LOVE MONDAYS

OH YES WE DO!!!!!!

Have a superb Monday everyone!! ;-)

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Happy Monday!

Muttamagic — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:44:51 +0000

Morning all!

I always feel sad when I hear people at work groan 'oh no its Monday, can't wait til Friday'

When you think about what percentage of your life is a Monday, you might not want to wish it away every week.

Take me for example - tipped the entire contents of my handbag on the ground whilst getting into my car this morning, the floor was a little wet! then half my coat was stuck in the car door on the way to school - did I mention it was wet outside?

AND I forgot my brolly so I got soaked standing in the school playground !!

But...... I am still smiling!!!

Have a lovely Monday everyone!! ;-)

xxxxxlove n hugsxxxxx

Goodnight everyone!

Muttamagic — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:41:51 +0000

Night everyone and hope you all have a really great Friday!!

Love n hugs

Sal.

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A big Thank you!...

Muttamagic — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:03:38 +0000

Hello Lovely VIPS!

I have been overwhelmed by the number of congrats I have received for being VIPOTD! Typical me I only logged on at 7pm and I couldn't believe my eyes it was me!

Thank you so much! and wishing you all a great Friday

Love n hugs to you, you gorgeous bunch!! ;o)

Sal

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Good evening!!

Muttamagic — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:04:42 +0000

Evening lovely VIPS

How are we all this day?

I am off for a little power walk with some of the school mums (a little secret, don't tell the dads but we always end the walk at the local pub!!!)

Speak to you all later and enjoy your evening!!

Love n hugs

Sal.

xxx

Bonne nuit mon ami's!!

Muttamagic — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:51:24 +0000

I'm signing off now so a goodnight to all!

I have spoken to so many VIPS today who are poorly so I emailed Russ on VR and he did a shout from me to say that I Hope all our lovely VIPS are feeling better soon.

I don't know if anyone heard it but it was my first ever shout on the radio!!

But I do hope you feel better soon - you know who you are!!

Night night,

Sal.xx

Rock God

Muttamagic — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:41:19 +0000

I made it ... Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yeeeeeessssssss!

I am tickled pink!!

I have made a lot of friends along the way - thank you !!

love n hugs

xxxx