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<title>Did you go to Glasto this year? A bit of Jay Z anyone?</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:57:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hi! How&amp;#39;s everyone?? I know, I know, long time no post here.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;I can&amp;#39;t help but wondering about Jay Z&amp;#39; performance in Glastonbury this year. Did you like it? Would you have seen it if had gone to Glasto?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>REM racing to the top!!!</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:25:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Yeah!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7333538.stm&quot;&gt;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7333538.stm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Glad for Nickelback, but I&amp;nbsp;hate rock star song... It&amp;#39;s always on the radio!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;My first&amp;nbsp;blog post in&amp;nbsp;ages. How have you been? Have you behaved properly? LoL&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Piracy in China - only???</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Good morning! Long time no see. Hope everything is OK with you all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have checked this today :&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/technology/2008/02/chinas_music_sales_wont_even_p.html&quot;&gt;http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/technology/2008/02/chinas_music_sales_wont_even_p.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Around 99% of the digital music files distributed in China are pirated. One wonders if people would really like to become an artist to have to fight with piracy and record companies all together!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Time for a cuppa, guys!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;Hi! Fancy a cuppa and a biscuit? Getting back to VR and the latest music news and gossips. Got any lately?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Apparently, Pandora is gonna cut off UK listeners thanks to an unresolved royalty row. Pity!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1196453/2/istockphoto_1196453_cuppa_and_heart_cookies.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;207&quot; height=&quot;282&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Xmas hols fun stuff</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hi! It&amp;#39;s been such a long time. First day back into the office after my long&amp;nbsp;holidays! Already missing it!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How have you spent your Xmas break? Anything fun has happened? Any new or re-discovered music to share? Come to me!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have a good Monday.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Dumb laws</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hiya! Long time no post!! How&amp;#39;s everyone? Hope things are OK. Took up a new post and it&amp;#39;s kind of busy over here reading, etc. A few jokes for you! These laws are apparently true in Texas, USA.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;You can be legally married by publickly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don&amp;#39;t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;It is illegal to milk another person&amp;#39;s cow.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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<title>Halloween jokes</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:40:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Evening everyone!!!! How&amp;acute;s everybody? I thought I would post some jokes which made me giggle today. Enjoy them!xx&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/a2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;horror jokes&quot; hspace=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;22&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; align=&quot;textTop&quot; /&gt; It had no guts... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/div2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Halloween horror jokes&quot; hspace=&quot;25&quot; vspace=&quot;10&quot; width=&quot;95&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/q2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;horror jokes&quot; width=&quot;22&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; align=&quot;textTop&quot; /&gt; How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/a2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;horror jokes&quot; hspace=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;22&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; align=&quot;textTop&quot; /&gt; With scare spray...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/div2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Halloween horror jokes&quot; hspace=&quot;25&quot; vspace=&quot;10&quot; width=&quot;95&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/q2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;horror jokes&quot; width=&quot;22&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; /&gt; What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/a2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;horror jokes&quot; hspace=&quot;3&quot; width=&quot;22&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; /&gt;Ouch... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/eyes.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;monster humor&quot; width=&quot;90&quot; height=&quot;65&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/div2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Halloween horror jokes&quot; hspace=&quot;25&quot; vspace=&quot;10&quot; width=&quot;95&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/q2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;horror jokes&quot; width=&quot;22&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; align=&quot;textTop&quot; /&gt; How do monsters tell their future? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/a2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;horror jokes&quot; hspace=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;22&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; align=&quot;textTop&quot; /&gt; They read their horrorscope...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/div2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Halloween horror jokes&quot; hspace=&quot;25&quot; vspace=&quot;10&quot; width=&quot;95&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/q2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;horror jokes&quot; width=&quot;22&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; /&gt;What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/a2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;horror jokes&quot; hspace=&quot;3&quot; width=&quot;22&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; /&gt;A fur coat that fangs around your neck... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/div2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Halloween horror jokes&quot; hspace=&quot;25&quot; vspace=&quot;10&quot; width=&quot;95&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/q2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;horror jokes&quot; width=&quot;22&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; align=&quot;textTop&quot; /&gt; Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/a2.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;horror jokes&quot; hspace=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;22&quot; height=&quot;20&quot; align=&quot;textTop&quot; /&gt; No, they eat the fingers separately... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Morning!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:55:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;TGIF!! I am having my morning cuppa while reading this news about George Harrison&amp;#39;s solo albums going on-line. Great news to ensure that legends survive in this now digitalised world!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have a lovely Friday and weekend if I don&amp;#39;t see you!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Awards in the loo...</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:33:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Evening! Wondered if&amp;nbsp;any of you guys have&amp;nbsp;ever thought that the press seems to be&amp;nbsp;determined to&amp;nbsp;contribute to Amy Winehouse&amp;acute; bad image?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Her&amp;nbsp;latest award ended up in the loo.I thought it was so sad - also an accident, I believe! I can&amp;acute;t really stand her much, but....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Any opinions?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have a lovely evening! x&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Any teas or coffees?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:26:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Good morning! It feels it&amp;#39;s been a long time. Can I offer you a cup of coffee or tea? Place your orders!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Things have been manic on this side with notice period, a damp wall in my bedroom, other &amp;#39;little&amp;#39; probs at the flat... Happy in some respects - despite the wet weather. LoL&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have a good day!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>The Blues Brothers</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:59:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Hi! Hope everyone&amp;#39;s going great. I found this on the net, and I thought it was a great pic to crackle a smile&amp;nbsp;(BTW, I just love the film!!). &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.targetitmarketing.com/jokes/images/bbrothers.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;380&quot; height=&quot;392&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Good morning!</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:56:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;The Killers, played by Suggs,&amp;nbsp;and a cuppa to start the day.Can you think of a stranger combination? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What music are you listening to now or on your way to work?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have a good Monday!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Bar open!!</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 17:14:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Evening! Drinks and cake for everyone now to celebrate my new job.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Please, place your orders now.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;xxx&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Exotism</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:52:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;I have just heard someone who likes Civet coffee, which is made with civet cat&amp;#39;s poo. Rather exotic and awful to me... But, I wondered what exotic stuff and music have you tried or listened to? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have recently listened to Gogol Bordello - very &amp;#39;exotic&amp;#39; to me! Recommendations or comments are always welcome!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;Enjoy your day and weekend.xx&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Breakfast music.</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:56:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<description>&lt;p&gt;Good morning everyone! I was having my morning tea at work and wondered what kind of music you like listening to while breafasting.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have a nice day All! xx&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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