MIKAFAN1996 blog on Absolute Radio

Im back!!!

MIKAFAN1996 — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 20:30:17 +0100

Im back once again, sorry I had to leave you all on such short notice, but here I am!!!! Have I missed out on anything? New songs, gossip, anything? PLEASE let me know, or I could possibly die from lack of gossip!! TeeHee!! See y'all later then! :)X

Bye Bye!!

MIKAFAN1996 — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 21:17:11 +0100

Hey guys, sorry to let you know, but im leaving you until saturday, college has set up a darn geography field trip to Newcastle... Wont be back for a while, so say your goodbye's (and i hate you's!) Love, MIKAFAN1996. :)X

OPINIONS PLEASE!!

MIKAFAN1996 — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 14:26:19 +0100

If you had to pick ONE favourite song from ONE favourite album, what would it be? Please name song and album.

Trustworthy VIPs

MIKAFAN1996 — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:06:05 +0100

Quick Question. Which VR VIP could you pour your heart out to, and still feel comfortable? I know mine. Steevi31772. She knows why. Feel free to write as many as you like.

Birthday Time!!!

MIKAFAN1996 — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 13:22:30 +0100

Hello everybody! Did you know, Mikas birthday is on the 18th August!! He will be 24!! YAY 4 MIKA!!

BAD BEHVIOR ON TRAIN JOKE (NON-DIRTY VERSION)

MIKAFAN1996 — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:06:52 +0100

There was a man and an old lady in a cabin on the train. The old lady had a poodle with her. As the train got up to speed, the man decided to unwind, and he lit his smoking pipe. The lady said, 'do you mind not smoking while I am in here!' The man replied, 'If you dont like it, move.' The old lady was quiet. She got up and threw the pipe out of the quickly moving train's window. The man was shocked into silence. The old ladys dog came and lay on the mans feet. He said to the old lady 'would you mind getting your dog off of my foot.' the woman said, 'if you dont like it, move.' The man promptly threw the dog out of the window. As the train slowed down, the man said to the woman, 'look, im really sorry for what I did, I shouldnt have done that.' The woman said she was sorry too. As they got off the train together, they saw a shape coming towards them in the distance. As it got closer, they could see that it was the ladys dog, with the mans pipe in its mouth! Happy ending at last. Heard that joke when I was about 8. No wonder its so crap.

Virgin Radio. Duh.

MIKAFAN1996 — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:51:35 +0100

How come VR only ever play one song by Mika, and that's Grace Kelly. I am so frustrated! I would like all music lovers to comment on this page please. Thats why I am tagging it with every single artist I can think of. Please leave a comment. Mail VR. Do anything you can to make them play more. I'm sorry if you don't like Mika, but comment anyway. Goodbye.

To all Mika haters out there!

MIKAFAN1996 — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:24:56 +0100

If you hate everything about Mika, then why not click this link, and see if you still hate him, while he has such a funny and bubbly personality. http://tinyurl.com/2xr8o9 P.S: He definitely looks bad in glasses! Oh and try to do the voice of the Aussie woman, when she has marshmallows in her mouth! 'Chubby Bunny!' OMG HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mika - Lollipop (Lyrics)

MIKAFAN1996 — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:52:41 +0100

Suckin too hard on your lolipop, or loves gonna get you down, Suckin too hard on your lollipop, or loves gonna get you down.

CHORUS

Suckin too hard on your lollipop, or loves gonna get you down. Suckin too hard on your lollipop, or loves gonna get you down. say love, say Love, or loves gonna get you down say love, say Love, or loves gonna get you down.

I went walking with my Momma one day, when she warned me what people say. 'Live your life until love is found, cos loves gonna get you down'

Take a look at the girl next door, she's a player and a downright whore, Jesus loves her, she wants more! Oh bad girls get you down... SINGING!

CHORUS

Momma told me what I should know, 'Too much candy gonna rot your soul. If she loves you, let her GO! Cos love only gets you down'

Take a look at a boy like me, never stood on my own two feet. Now I'm blue, as I can be, oh love come get me down. SINGING!

CHORUS

Girl- I went walking with my Momma one day, when she warned me what people say. 'Live your life until love is found, or loves gonna get you down'. Mika- SINGING!

CHORUS

Momma told me what I should know, too much candy gonna rot your soul, if she loves you, let her go, cos love only gets you down.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, LOLLIPOP!

Suckin too hard on your lollipop oh loves gonna get you down, girl, I said sucking too hard on your lollipop, or loves gonna get you... LOLLIPOP!

Mika- Grace Kelly Lyrics

MIKAFAN1996 — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:27:57 +0100

(spoken) Mika- I wanna talk to you! Girl- The last time we talked, Mr Smith, you reduced me to tears. But I promise you it wont happen again.

(now its the singing!!) Do I attract you, do I repulse you with my queasy smile? Am I too dirty, am I too flirty, do I like what you like? I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome, guess im a little bit shy! Why dont you like me, why dont you like me, without making me try?

Chorus

I tried to be like Grace Kelly, (mmmm) but all her looks were too sad, (aaah) so I tried a little Freddie, (MMMMM!) I've gone identity mad! I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet-sky, I could be hurtful, I could be purple, I could be anyting you like. Gotta be green, gotta be mean, gotta be everything more, why dont you like me, why dont you like me, why dont you walk out the door?

(spoken) Girl- Getting me angry doesnt solve anything! (SING!!) How can I help it, how can I help it, how can I help what you think? Hello my baby, Hello my baby, putting my life on the brink. Why dont you like me, why dont you like me, why dont you like yourself? Should I bend over, should I look older, just to be put on your shelf.

CHORUS

Say what you want, to satify yourself (HEY) but you only want, what everybody else says you shold want. You want.......

I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet-sky, I could be hurtful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like. Gotta be green, gotta be mean, gotta be everything more, why dont you like me, why dont you like me, and walk out the door. (REPEAT)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWAAA

(spoken) Girl- Humphrey, we're leaving. Mika- Kerchiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg!

Mika- Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) Lyrics

MIKAFAN1996 — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 20:39:06 +0100

BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

Walks into the room, feels like a big balloon, I said hey girl, you are beautiful. Diet coke and a pizza please, diet coke, im on my knees, screaming 'BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL' You take your skinny girl, I feel like im gonna die, cos a, real woman needs a real man - here's why. You take your girl, and multiply her by four, now a whole lot of woman, needs a whole lot more!

CHORUS

Get yourself to the Butterfly lounge, find yourself a big lady, big boy come on round, and they'll be calling you baby. No need to fantasise, since I was in my braces, a watering hole where the girls are round, with curves in all the right places! (ahhh) Big girl, you are beautiful...(ahhh) big girl, you are beautiful...(ahhh) big girl, you are beautiful...(ahhh) big girl, you are beautiful.

Walks into the room, feels like a big balloon, I said, hey girl, you are beautiful. Diet coke and a pizza please, Diet coke, im on my knees, screaming 'BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL' you take you girl, and multiply her by four, now a whole lot of woman, needs a whole lot more!

CHORUS

T4 On The Beach 2007

MIKAFAN1996 — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:41:04 +0100

I was pretty far back, but could hear pretty well, as I was stood right next to the speaker tower!! Maroon 5 were brill! They sang three songs, including Wake Up Call. Right after them was Calvin Harris. He had the whole crowd with him, but only sang two songs, The 80's, and The Girls. His jacket was pretty cool too. Bright orange with yellow fluffy ducks on! WOW! The next good one was Mika! Surprise, surprise! He seemed to want to make a fashion statement too! He wore Electric Green skinny jeans, white braces, and a plain white T-Shirt! He also had the crowd with him too! He sang Big Girl (You Are Beautiful), Grace Kelly, and Love Today. The next decent ones were sadly also last, The Kaiser Cheifs. Im not sure what they sang, but it went on for half an hour, and I left halfway through! Hope I can go again next year, and I advise you to too. Hopefully see you there, MIKAFAN1996.