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Funny One This Time!!

Led_Zep78 — Fri, 25 May 2007 16:56:38 +0100

Junior School Children Writing About The Sea

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age
6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
sea all round you, you are incontinent.(Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head.(Billy
age 8)

6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily
Burniston age 5)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans.(William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.(Amy age
6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age
7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age
8)

13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was
going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot
up her fanny.(Julie age 7).

Made me laugh this one! Hope you enjoyed it.

Which Song Makes You Smile?

Led_Zep78 — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:09:33 +0100

Which song or songs make you smile? What song makes you happy? For me it is ' Mr.Blue Sky ' by ELO. ' Waterloo Sunset ' by The Kinks ' You Shook Me All Night Long ' by AC/DC and ' I Touch Myself ' by Saucy Money. That song always makes me laugh! Please leave your songs!

Torn Ligaments In My Shoulder

Led_Zep78 — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:51:12 +0100

As a few people know i have been having bad pain in my shoulder. I went to the physio and found out that i have torn the ligaments in my shoulder! If it is fully torn then i might have to have an oporation to stick to the bone again :-( . It happened a month ago and just recently i though i better get i checked out because it wasnt healing and i have torn the ligaments! I have a piece of pink tape holding my shoulder in place at moment! It actually stops a lot of the pain. It is very frustrating because it is now the cricket season and as a bowler i now cannot be very much use to the team!

Fan Forum For Lost Prophets

Led_Zep78 — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 18:23:32 +0100

Please can every fan of the Lost Prophets vote to create a forum for them!! They are a great band and really nice people so please vote for their forum to be created! Thank you

A-Z Of Guitarists

Led_Zep78 — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:27:01 +0100

I know this one is very predictable coming from me but A-Z of guitarists. If you dont know any make some up!

A - Angus Young

Best Mr.Bean moment

Led_Zep78 — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 17:25:05 +0100

What is your favourite Mr.Bean moment? It can be from any series, any episode. I have lots of contenders but i think it has to be when he is in the multi-storey car park and is trying to get out without paying. he reverses back into the dark and the blue three wheeled reliant robin enters. he turns on the headlights revs the engine and smacks it out the way. *giggle* Please leave your favourite moment!

Best Song

Led_Zep78 — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 17:19:37 +0100

In your opinion what is the best (or your favourite) song ever? Dont be embarrased if it is 'Think i Better Leave Right Now' by Will Young, you are safe here, we will not judge you.......... Im greedy so i get joint top song, 'Stairway To Heaven' - Led Zeppelin and 'Voodoo Child' - Jimi Hendrix. Please leave your song!

My Cleaner

Led_Zep78 — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 17:16:22 +0100

The cleaner is the most lovely lady, fun, smiling. But last week she was hoovering under a chair and did not see my ipod headphones. Sure enough they got sucked and broken. I have just spent £20 getting a new red pair. Next week she feels bad so left me a "sorry" note. Guess what she wrote it on the back of? She wrote it on the back of my Eric Cantona autograph! I was not a happy bunny. She is one of the nicest people i know but she is just a wee bit clumsy!

Wembley concerts

Led_Zep78 — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:29:19 +0000

I was looking for tickets to concert at wembley or anywhere and i realised that all my music heroes are dead or on drugs and going to get screwed up or die from their addiction or an overdose. Jimi Hendrix, Phil Lynott, John Bonham, Kurt Kobain, Duff Mckagen (was on heroin), Justin Hawkins (is in rehab for a heroin addiction), Stevie Adler, Randy Rose. There are many more too. All my heroes are druggies. The average age of a rockstar is 34. I dont understand why they would want to do it.

Name for a rock band

Led_Zep78 — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:52:01 +0000

Please help me!! i am in a band called " EPIC " but im not totally satisfied with the name. plz give me any of your ideas for a good name. the test is to imagine Fearne Cotton on Top Of The Pops reading out the name and it not sounding stupid. thank you! suggest anything but please help me.

A Joke

Led_Zep78 — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:18:38 +0000

A man (harry) walks into a pub and begins talking with another guy (larry) sitting at the bar. they r getting on really well. harry says to the other " its getting late arent you going to get home to your family?" larry says "no, i killed my wife this morning" harry says "thats disgusting and its not funny so dont even joke about it." larry says " i swear i did" harry says " i dont believe you, show me." larry takes him back to his home and then takes him round the back of the house and sure enough there is a big pile of earth where he has buried her. but there is a bum sticking out. harry says "why is there a bum sticking out?" larry says " i needed somewhere to park my bike "

Give us a laugh!!

Led_Zep78 — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 19:57:23 +0000

This may be really sad but it is quite funny. please follow the instructions below 4 ur Star Wars name!

1. take the first 3 letters of ur last name

2. take the first 2 letters of ur fist name

3. take the first 3 letters of ur mothers maiden name

4. take the first 2 letters of the city in which u were born.

5. u r allowed to remove one letter to make it sound better!

Please leave a comment with ur new name in it!! mine is REYANPEGU!

fight

Led_Zep78 — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:29:20 +0000

Which side r u taking in the fight between Razorlight and The Kooks. Johnny Borrel (razorlight singer) is annoyed with the kooks cos he says the singer has totally modelled himself on Johnny Borrel. The Kooks dedicated their no.1 single Naive to Razorlight to annoy them and so Razorlight dedicated their no.1 album and single America to The Kooks to annoy them. It ends up them both hating each other. Personally i am on Razorlights side. They make better music and are totally right. The Kooks have been moaning about them to Radio 1 also. Please say who's side ur on.

guns n roses

Led_Zep78 — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 16:49:53 +0000

plz give ur opinion on what u think of the rumour that Guns N Roses might get back together. I hope they tour England if they do. It would be so AMAZING!

Razorlight

Led_Zep78 — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 16:27:49 +0000

Did anybody c them at Wembley on November 1st?